Escape from the kobold prison.

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Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CoconutKeith » Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:40 pm

Okay, so this is really off topic, but I'm starting a game in which everyone plays the same character, and different people choose for this character to make actions, such as attacking a kobold or pulling a lever while eating a sandwich. This was inspired by "Space Station CYOA," a post by bobschicken. RULES: 1. Suicidal moves will result in your action being over-looked. 2. Do not do too many things in one move. 3. Please take it easy on me, its my first time doing something like this.

Character:
Name- Kildrak Steelhelm
Race- Dwarf
Age- 31
Appearence- Brown hair, large beard, blue eyes. About 4'1.
Armor- None
Weapon- None

Environment: A dimly lit cell in a dungeon at the end of a hallway. At the other end of the hallway, there is a kobold guard brandishing a flimsy spear.

Scenario: You wake up with a head ache, armor and weaponless. As you get up from your straw bed, you begin to smell something awful. You soon realize you are in a dungeon, with no way out. Or is there? You notice a loose bar on your cell. Without thinking, you charge at the loose bar with all your might. The bar is knocked loose, and you fall onto the floor. The guard at the other end of the hallway has noticed you, but has yet to set in your direction. What do you do?
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby Martra123 » Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:08 am

Try to use the bar as a weapon, otherwise go back in the cell to search for anything useful.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CoconutKeith » Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:45 am

The bar is very sturdy. It should do well bashing in the kobolds head.
The kobold advances. He is about 10 feet away now, and throws his spear. It hits, landing on you leg.

Name- Kildrak Steelhelm
Race- Dwarf
Age- 31
Appearence- Brown hair, large beard, blue eyes. About 4'1.
Armor- None
Weapon- Metal bar
Status- Bleeding, but not severly. Limping, and are kept from preforming agile acts.

NOTE: You can pick something up and attack something in the same turn. You can also attack + move, use and item + move, ect. You may not make two attacks however. You can make 2 moves, or use 2 items.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby JasontheBasin » Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:40 pm

decide wether to take the spear out and throw it back at him or not
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CoconutKeith » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:07 pm

You pick up the spear and hurl it back at him. It lands in his shoulder, and he falls to the ground. We'll say unconscious. Y'know. For for family friendliness.

Character:
Name- kildrak steelhelm
Race- dwarf
Armor- none
Weapon- Metal bar.
Status- Bleeding, but not severely. You are limping as well
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CrazeePi » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:09 pm

Well I doubt that anybody would go unconscious from a spear in the shoulder, so start bashing him with the metal bar to be safe.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CoconutKeith » Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:57 am

He is quite... Unconscious... Family friendliness and all that...

Name- Kildrak steelhelm
Race- dwarf
Age- 31
Armor- none
Weapon- Metal bar
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:52 pm

Enter the next room through the conveniently placed door.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby Martra123 » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:09 am

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:Enter the next room through the conveniently placed door.


I second this.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CoconutKeith » Sat Jul 29, 2017 11:20 pm

There is no door, so you walk down the hallway to the left. Eventually, you see two more kobolds at the end of the hallway. These ones are more heavily armed, wielding a short sword, 3 javelins, and a dagger. They are also wearing chain mail armor and coats showing dragons heads on the chests. Rather than charging kildrak, they stay in place and wait for you to come to them. What do you do?

Name- kildrak
Race- dwarf
Age- 31
Armor- none
Weapon- Metal bar
Status- Limping and bleeding a small bit.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sun Jul 30, 2017 2:37 am

Capitalize your name.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CrazeePi » Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:12 am

Roll a 1 while capitalizing your name.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CoconutKeith » Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:42 am

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:Capitalize your name.


It's a small thing. Just ignore it.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby bobschicken » Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:10 am

Roll for intimidation!
I can S.P.L.A.T into action!


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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CoconutKeith » Sun Jul 30, 2017 3:29 pm

Kildrak stares the two kobolds down. They begin sharing looks of paranoia. Eventually, the kobold on the left can't take it anymore. He snaps, and charges you, spear first. As he charges forth, his partner shouts for him to stop. Just before he reaches you, the ground begins to crumble, and he falls into a large pit so deep that you can't see the bottom. The other kobold pulls a javelin from his side, and hurls it with an rage so hot, that his roar lets out a stream of flame, igniting the javelin before he throws it. It lands in your torso, not only causing you to bleed a great deal, but also lighting you on fire. The situation is dire, but you may be able to get out alive.

Name- Kildrak Steelhelm
Race- Drawf
Age- 31
Hp- 5/13
Armor- None
Weapon- Metal bar
Status- Limping, and on fire (1d4 per turn)

NOTE- I originally planned to run this with no hit points, but it became inaccurate, so I added them.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:43 pm

take the javelin out very quickly and toss it down the pit. maybe that metal bar from earlier could be thrown at him?
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CoconutKeith » Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:02 pm

You toss the javelin down the pit, wasting a perfectly good weapon. You realize what you have done, and frown in shame. After your moment of not so cleverness, you hurl the metal bar at the kobold down the hallway. It clangs against the ground, just after getting over the pit. The remaining kobold takes another javelin, and launches it at you. It crams itself in your shoulder, and you take 3 damage. The fire burns away at your glorious beard, leaving you sad and ashamed at the nakedness of your chin.

Name- Kildrak
Race- Dwarf
Age- 31
Hp- 2
Armor- None
Weapon- None
Status- Limping
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:45 am

Remember that throwing the javelin while ignited would put out the flame and stop burning.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby Martra123 » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:14 am

Try to ignore your current pain via false depressionhaha i sometimes do this and pull the javelin out of your arm. And throw it at the kobold.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CoconutKeith » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:31 am

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:Remember that throwing the javelin while ignited would put out the flame and stop burning.

Dude relax its a game. Were not developing a physics engine. Chill.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:32 am

>:(
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby CoconutKeith » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:38 am

You pull the javelin out of your arm and throw it at the kobold, which plants itself in its chest, dealing 5 damage. The kobold shouts in a mixture of agony and rage, and rips the javelin from his chest. He holds it outward and charges you, and attempts to leap over the pit and land on you, but falls to his doom (he rolled a 4).

As the kobold's shouts echo from the pit, you look around, and notice a large plank bridge leaning against the wall.

Name- Kildrak Steelhelm
Race- Dwarf
Age- 31
Hp- 2/13
Armor- none
Weapon- none

NOTE: You can regain hit points through long rests, and loot bodies for weapons and armor.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby JasontheBasin » Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:47 am

In order to move the bridge, you must roll a 4, 5, or 6.

Roll the dice to decide your strength in moving the bridge. if you don't move it, roll to attempt to jump across the pit. you also need a 5 or 6 to get across it with a jump.

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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:11 am

Eat the dice.
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Re: Escape from the kobold prison.

Postby JasontheBasin » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:22 am

nonono, its a nonexistent dice, we're rolling it in our minds to see if the dwarf can do stuff
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