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Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:08 pm
by bobschicken
TheGreciansHousehold wrote:Eat your shoes again.

You attempt again, and to your surprise you do! but now your stomach feels like crap.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:38 pm
by CrazeePi
Locate somebody to throw up on.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:08 am
by bobschicken
CrazeePi wrote:Locate somebody to throw up on.
You race after the Atmos tech that attempted to put out the non-existent fire in security. he pushes you off and kicks you before you could barf. you vomit all over yourself.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:49 am
by CoconutKeith
Are we still in the engineering room? If we are, go to the escape pods.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:06 pm
by bobschicken
Sadly, the atmos tech pulls you out, since this happened, your aggression skill comes to play!
(Skills go from 100 to 1, basically, lower is better.) You take a deep breath and try to not instinctively
Assail, sadly, you fail, even though of how not hot headed you were!

Skill cap learned! aggression!

Hairy Mcswadnozzler assails John Doe!

Inventory
Suit: Grey Jumpsuit
ID: PDA (Hairy Mcswadnozzler)


Skills
Aggression = 17

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:07 pm
by bobschicken
bobschicken wrote:Sadly, the atmos tech pulls you out, since this happened, your aggression skill comes to play!
(Skills go from 100 to 1, basically, lower is better.) You take a deep breath and try to not instinctively
Assail, sadly, you fail, even though of how not hot headed you were!

Skill level learned! aggression!

Hairy Mcswadnozzler assails John Doe!

Inventory
Suit: Grey Jumpsuit
ID: PDA (Hairy Mcswadnozzler)


Skills
Aggression = 17

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:32 pm
by SquillionthGamer
Find/magically create a gravity switch and a mind control device and turn off the station gravity and make everyone be BIRBSS and make them put on birb suits too.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:34 am
by JasontheBasin
Woah woah woah.

Guys we gotta get it together, we're on a space station that is affected by the law. Doing stupid things will get us in trouble or killed. We could keep this game up longer if we were to be normal.


First thing's first, apologize to the atmos tech, and explain that you weren't thinking right for a moment.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:45 am
by CoconutKeith
JasontheBasin wrote:Woah woah woah.

Guys we gotta get it together, we're on a space station that is affected by the law. Doing stupid things will get us in trouble or killed. We could keep this game up longer if we were to be normal.


First thing's first, apologize to the atmos tech, and explain that you weren't thinking right for a moment.


We do need to get it together.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:54 am
by TheGreciansHousehold
....Explode

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:00 am
by bobschicken
JasontheBasin wrote:Woah woah woah.

Guys we gotta get it together, we're on a space station that is affected by the law. Doing stupid things will get us in trouble or killed. We could keep this game up longer if we were to be normal.


First thing's first, apologize to the atmos tech, and explain that you weren't thinking right for a moment.


You do such a thing, Charisma time! you lean you have a skill cap of 37 you roll a 57
the atmos tech forgives you.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:18 am
by CoconutKeith
Leave, and try to find some food.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:12 pm
by SquillionthGamer
Poke the person closest to you repetitively

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:57 pm
by JasontheBasin
don't poke the nearest person.

Leave, and find the nearest map to find out where za kitchen is

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:32 pm
by CrazeePi
Put on your Serious suit for Serious matters.

Start doing Serious things such as locating and pressing some Serious big red button that says "DO NOT PRESS," clearly Serious code for "PLEASE PRESS ME MR. MCSWADNOZZLER."

Also, go do what the person above me said I guess.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:13 am
by bobschicken
JasontheBasin wrote:don't poke the nearest person.

Leave, and find the nearest map to find out where za kitchen is
CoconutKeith wrote:Leave, and try to find some food.

You find out where the kitchen is, and you get some grub to eat. but then suddenly "How was your day?"
Officer Beepsky, the station's sweet security robot starts to chase you!

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:28 am
by CoconutKeith
Shout R**e like a feminist who lost an argument.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 5:08 pm
by bobschicken
CoconutKeith wrote:Shout R**e like a feminist who lost an argument.

You do so, instead of running, you scream allowing beepsky to assail you!

Beepsky assails!

Beepsky uses Stunbaton!

Hairy is stunned!

Beepsky applies zip ties,

you are now restrained!

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:25 pm
by CrazeePi
Attempt to convince Beepsky that she's a real human being, and as a real human, doesn't have to do what her creators force her to do, and she should unrestrain you and run away to a butterfly field where she could live life to the fullest.

If that doesn't work attempt to start up a food fight (despite the restraints) and sneak away in the chaos.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:40 pm
by CoconutKeith
bobschicken wrote:
CoconutKeith wrote:Shout R**e like a feminist who lost an argument.

You do so, instead of running, you scream allowing beepsky to assail you!

Beepsky assails!

Beepsky uses Stunbaton!

Hairy is stunned!

Beepsky applies zip ties,

you are now restrained!



NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING XD

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 7:13 am
by bobschicken
CrazeePi wrote:Attempt to convince Beepsky that she's a real human being, and as a real human, doesn't have to do what her creators force her to do, and she should unrestrain you and run away to a butterfly field where she could live life to the fullest.

If that doesn't work attempt to start up a food fight (despite the restraints) and sneak away in the chaos.

You realize beepsky doesn't have a mic, idiot, you get up and yell Food fight! the crew in the bar starts throwing food and smashing bottles. allowing you to sneak into an oxygen locker.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 9:11 am
by JasontheBasin
what the **** are we doing guys?



We need to get it together! Stop makin the character look like an idiot!

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:34 am
by CrazeePi
Breathe the oxygen very loudly and attempt to unrestrain yourself.

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:05 pm
by Naybob
HAHAHAHAHAHAHNAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHZHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAHIKILLEDYOURFAMILLYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHEHEEHEEEHEAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHEHEEHEHEEAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHEHEHHOOÃ’O (AKA you go insane)

Re: Space Station CYOA

PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:49 am
by bobschicken
CrazeePi wrote:Breathe the oxygen very loudly and attempt to unrestrain yourself.

You can't even get the oxygen mask on with those restraints, but you think you can break the zip ties, it'll take a minute. while you're doing that, you listen to radio chatter, (Divine Favor! the gods give you one free.)
Instead, some guy opens the oxygen once you attempted to get the zipties off, he helps you get them off, "Yo, beepsky's hacked. we destroyed him and made a new securotron. we may have a traitor."





Inventory
Suit: Grey Jumpsuit
ID: PDA (Hairy Mcswadnozzler)
Back: Backpack

Skills
Aggression = 17
Charisma = 37
Divine Favor = 0 (Divine favors are the gods' version of IOUs although any spessman can tap into their divine favor chaplains are trained in this art and can enter different trees of Divine Favor)