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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby bobschicken » Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:08 pm

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:Eat your shoes again.

You attempt again, and to your surprise you do! but now your stomach feels like crap.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby CrazeePi » Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:38 pm

Locate somebody to throw up on.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby bobschicken » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:08 am

CrazeePi wrote:Locate somebody to throw up on.
You race after the Atmos tech that attempted to put out the non-existent fire in security. he pushes you off and kicks you before you could barf. you vomit all over yourself.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby CoconutKeith » Mon Jul 31, 2017 7:49 am

Are we still in the engineering room? If we are, go to the escape pods.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby bobschicken » Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:06 pm

Sadly, the atmos tech pulls you out, since this happened, your aggression skill comes to play!
(Skills go from 100 to 1, basically, lower is better.) You take a deep breath and try to not instinctively
Assail, sadly, you fail, even though of how not hot headed you were!

Skill cap learned! aggression!

Hairy Mcswadnozzler assails John Doe!

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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby bobschicken » Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:07 pm

bobschicken wrote:Sadly, the atmos tech pulls you out, since this happened, your aggression skill comes to play!
(Skills go from 100 to 1, basically, lower is better.) You take a deep breath and try to not instinctively
Assail, sadly, you fail, even though of how not hot headed you were!

Skill level learned! aggression!

Hairy Mcswadnozzler assails John Doe!

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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby SquillionthGamer » Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:32 pm

Find/magically create a gravity switch and a mind control device and turn off the station gravity and make everyone be BIRBSS and make them put on birb suits too.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby JasontheBasin » Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:34 am

Woah woah woah.

Guys we gotta get it together, we're on a space station that is affected by the law. Doing stupid things will get us in trouble or killed. We could keep this game up longer if we were to be normal.


First thing's first, apologize to the atmos tech, and explain that you weren't thinking right for a moment.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby CoconutKeith » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:45 am

JasontheBasin wrote:Woah woah woah.

Guys we gotta get it together, we're on a space station that is affected by the law. Doing stupid things will get us in trouble or killed. We could keep this game up longer if we were to be normal.


First thing's first, apologize to the atmos tech, and explain that you weren't thinking right for a moment.


We do need to get it together.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:54 am

....Explode
"Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change."
-Stephen Hawking

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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby bobschicken » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:00 am

JasontheBasin wrote:Woah woah woah.

Guys we gotta get it together, we're on a space station that is affected by the law. Doing stupid things will get us in trouble or killed. We could keep this game up longer if we were to be normal.


First thing's first, apologize to the atmos tech, and explain that you weren't thinking right for a moment.


You do such a thing, Charisma time! you lean you have a skill cap of 37 you roll a 57
the atmos tech forgives you.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby CoconutKeith » Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:18 am

Leave, and try to find some food.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby SquillionthGamer » Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:12 pm

Poke the person closest to you repetitively
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby JasontheBasin » Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:57 pm

don't poke the nearest person.

Leave, and find the nearest map to find out where za kitchen is
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby CrazeePi » Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:32 pm

Put on your Serious suit for Serious matters.

Start doing Serious things such as locating and pressing some Serious big red button that says "DO NOT PRESS," clearly Serious code for "PLEASE PRESS ME MR. MCSWADNOZZLER."

Also, go do what the person above me said I guess.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby bobschicken » Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:13 am

JasontheBasin wrote:don't poke the nearest person.

Leave, and find the nearest map to find out where za kitchen is
CoconutKeith wrote:Leave, and try to find some food.

You find out where the kitchen is, and you get some grub to eat. but then suddenly "How was your day?"
Officer Beepsky, the station's sweet security robot starts to chase you!
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby CoconutKeith » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:28 am

Shout R**e like a feminist who lost an argument.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby bobschicken » Fri Aug 04, 2017 5:08 pm

CoconutKeith wrote:Shout R**e like a feminist who lost an argument.

You do so, instead of running, you scream allowing beepsky to assail you!

Beepsky assails!

Beepsky uses Stunbaton!

Hairy is stunned!

Beepsky applies zip ties,

you are now restrained!
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby CrazeePi » Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:25 pm

Attempt to convince Beepsky that she's a real human being, and as a real human, doesn't have to do what her creators force her to do, and she should unrestrain you and run away to a butterfly field where she could live life to the fullest.

If that doesn't work attempt to start up a food fight (despite the restraints) and sneak away in the chaos.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby CoconutKeith » Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:40 pm

bobschicken wrote:
CoconutKeith wrote:Shout R**e like a feminist who lost an argument.

You do so, instead of running, you scream allowing beepsky to assail you!

Beepsky assails!

Beepsky uses Stunbaton!

Hairy is stunned!

Beepsky applies zip ties,

you are now restrained!



NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING XD
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby bobschicken » Sat Aug 05, 2017 7:13 am

CrazeePi wrote:Attempt to convince Beepsky that she's a real human being, and as a real human, doesn't have to do what her creators force her to do, and she should unrestrain you and run away to a butterfly field where she could live life to the fullest.

If that doesn't work attempt to start up a food fight (despite the restraints) and sneak away in the chaos.

You realize beepsky doesn't have a mic, idiot, you get up and yell Food fight! the crew in the bar starts throwing food and smashing bottles. allowing you to sneak into an oxygen locker.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Aug 06, 2017 9:11 am

what the **** are we doing guys?



We need to get it together! Stop makin the character look like an idiot!
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby CrazeePi » Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:34 am

Breathe the oxygen very loudly and attempt to unrestrain yourself.
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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby Naybob » Sun Aug 06, 2017 12:05 pm

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Re: Space Station CYOA

Postby bobschicken » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:49 am

CrazeePi wrote:Breathe the oxygen very loudly and attempt to unrestrain yourself.

You can't even get the oxygen mask on with those restraints, but you think you can break the zip ties, it'll take a minute. while you're doing that, you listen to radio chatter, (Divine Favor! the gods give you one free.)
Instead, some guy opens the oxygen once you attempted to get the zipties off, he helps you get them off, "Yo, beepsky's hacked. we destroyed him and made a new securotron. we may have a traitor."





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Charisma = 37
Divine Favor = 0 (Divine favors are the gods' version of IOUs although any spessman can tap into their divine favor chaplains are trained in this art and can enter different trees of Divine Favor)
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