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Wat do

PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 6:32 pm
by bobschicken
We already have a few cool forum games, but let's make more!

Rules are simple, person 1 makes a situation, person 2 has to find a solution and make a new one,

[b]EXAMPLE[/b}

Ultimate_Fighter: The CIA is stealing your Memes, wat do?

Experimentor_Scientist: Steal the CIA's own memes,
The Cake was a lie, Wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 5:17 am
by Martra123
Bake a cake.
All teh slimes from slime rancher are gone!!! wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 5:47 am
by JasontheBasin
ask nick to bring back slimes

oh noes I'm out of money! wat do

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 6:13 am
by Martra123
get a job an get yer money back and even more!!!! money!!!

you are removed from existence and watch everyone in the universe. tl;dr you become a ghost. wat do?!

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:07 am
by RowletAlex
You decide that that is awesome and haunt all the people you hated for eternity. *COUGH COUGHDONALDTRUMPCOUGH COUGH* You are stranded on an island with only a volleyball, wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:13 am
by tyrantlemon55
You name the volleyball Wilson and go on fantastical adventures with it.
You have to go to the DMV in the middle of July, wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 5:39 am
by Martra123
You refuse to go there because you're a fokin rebel
All edible food on Earth disappears. Wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:10 am
by JasontheBasin
evolve so you can eat water as food

oh no, emeraldplay is angery. wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:22 am
by TheGreciansHousehold
RUN. RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. DON'T LOOK BACK.

You turn into a blade of grass.

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 9:28 am
by CrazeePi
Live the rest of my life in fear of somebody mowing the lawn.

A strange man jumps out of your yogurt and sticks pictures of anthropomorphic animals all over your wall. Wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:42 am
by TheGreciansHousehold
Eat yoghurt. I paid £2.50 for this and I'm not gonna waste it.

Oh my! It does appear that I am frozen in time! Whatever shall I do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:31 am
by Martra123
Live your life where time is frozen. Wait you cant die because time is frozen...Hmm. You find a way to "thaw" time essentially making time unfrozen.

Your son is born with multiple disabillities.
WAT DO?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 11:39 pm
by TheGreciansHousehold
Step 0: Get your sons measurements.
Step 1: Befriend an Oceanus Corporation employee wearing a yellow and red lab coat.
Step 2: While at their pod, steal their keycard.
Step 3: After taking their lab coat as well, lock the employee somewhere like a cupboard.
Step 4: At 4:00AM, walk/swim around 500km to the Oceanus Corporation facility with your son strapped to your back. Don't worry about oxygen - your lab coat has an oxyshield.
Step 5: Walk to Corridor 9 and enter Room U003. If anyone asks who you are or what you are doing, just say that you need to grab your umbrella you left in Room T001. They should be too tired to see your soaking-wet-ness or the tumour on your back.
Step 6: Swipe your keycard in the lift. It's at the back of the bookshelf.
Step 7: Once in Room X002, DO NOT touch anything other than the floor or air. Everything else is covered in microscopic electrocution devices.
Step 8: Locate the Central Control Panel. It's in the south part of the room.
Step 9: Initiate the Synthesisation Algorithm by swiping the keycard in the first slot, labelled in blue.
Step 10: Enter your son's measurements.
Step 11: Initiate the Activation Protocol by placing your son in the plate at the center of the 2 pillary curve thingies and swiping the card in the second slot, labelled in red. DO NOT attemp to remove him - the now centrifuge-like curve things will zap you to ash.
Step 12: Once the green light indicates that everything is ready, swipe the card in the third slot, labelled in yellow and look away IMMEADIATELY. Without proper eye protection, you will go blind.
Step 13: Dispose of your sons corpse using the chute in the east part of the room. It will be used in the Core.
Step 14: Move to the west of the room and swipe your keycard on the slot by the double doors. They will open to reveal a robotic android with CURVES and SHINY PAINT.
Step 15: Careful to not touch anything else, press the white button on the Central Control Panel.
Step 16: Pick up the limp robot - who has the proportions, mind, species and type of your son - and move him to the north part of the room.
Step 17: Place the robot in the Synthetic Tissue Application Mechanism. It looks the same as the doors from before, but has S.T.A.M written in bold Comic Sans MS above it.
Step 18: Swipe your keycard in the slot by the S.T.A.M's doors.
Step 19: After a few hours, the robot will be identical to your son, minus the disabilities.
Step 20: Travel through the vent systems until you see the red line. Then trun left and enter room F107. Remember to take your son with you.
Step 21: Travel past 5993 rooms to the exit.
Step 22: Take Oceanus Train 554, which arrives at 7:20AM, home.
Step 23: Enjoy your son.

ALTERNATE VERSION
Step 0: Enjoy your son.

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My cats die.

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:28 am
by Martra123
Get new cats.


You cannot use bathrooms. Wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:09 am
by CoconutKeith
Well, urine makes the grass grow, and I'n all for helping the environment...

You get in a fight with a demon after you got drunk and SOME HOW traveled to the underworld.

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:03 am
by Martra123
You end up victorious and return home SOMEHOW.(?????)


You forget to put down wat do after typing the situation you're in and it's too late to edit. Wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:48 am
by CoconutKeith
I laugh at myself until I die.

You are now charged with indirect murder for causing someone to laugh until they die. Wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:29 am
by Martra123
Spend your months/years/days/weeks in prison.


You lose your memory. Wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:16 pm
by Naybob
Goo goo guagagag *spit up* WAAAAAAAA

YOUR DOG DIED what do you do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:41 am
by TheGreciansHousehold
Get a cat.
You keep necroing threads, what do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:58 am
by Martra123
Be proud for bringing back threads, do know that it makes people like me happy.
I suck at math. Wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:08 pm
by JasontheBasin
STUDY

you are attacked by a feminist who thinks Beatrix's appearance is a buncha bull$@!*

wat do

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:51 pm
by Galetuft
say that her appearance is a buncha bull$@!*

Doge can no longer bork. wHAT DO?!!?1//12!?!?@#
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Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:13 am
by Martra123
Send doge to heaven, so he may bork with gabe in peace.


The WOAH meme is killed by Behind The Meme. Wat do?

Re: Wat do

PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:31 am
by Naybob
Throw him in the slime sea!

A tarr ate all your slimes and your gramma what do you do?