Land Before Slime [roleplay]

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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby CoconutKeith » Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:53 am

(Alan rushes over to the and doug, and slams his full body weight into the. The drops the gun, and Alan continues to push alongside doug, until the is almost pushed over the edge.)

Alan: Hey duck face, one thing before you go.

(Alan picks up the gun, and unloads the gun into the's arms and legs)

Alan: Good luck swimming. Now doug, do it with me. On the count of three, kick him off the edge and say "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" 1.... 2..... 3!

(Alan and doug shout and kick the into the slime sea. Alan proceeds to throw the gun out at sea as far as he could, which wasn't very far.)
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby RowletAlex » Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:08 am

Holy S###!!! DIE, YOU HORRIBLE TRAITOR!!! (I tend to Ci) Jeez, honestly I'm with the French here. Ci, talk to me. Stay awake, come on. I know you're not gonna die, but we could probably use a bodyguard right now. (I call someone with a second antenna) Hey, we got a problem here. Code beta red. Tell 7Zee that we have a good spot, and the minerals in my current location match those the private rover found. Tell them Project Boring Sponge is a go. Also, try to keep amiable relations with the French. (I send the message with my current location attached) IS ANYONE HURT? (A buzzing is heard from my bag) Great. Geiger counter is going off. There's radiation ahead, we need to be careful. (Explosions are heard in the distance) What the heck was that?!?
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby CoconutKeith » Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:13 am

Alan: So first we killed someone, now there's radiation and explosions? Maybe NK beat us to the punch here...
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:09 am

RowletAlex wrote:Holy S###!!! DIE, YOU HORRIBLE TRAITOR!!! (I tend to Ci) Jeez, honestly I'm with the French here. Ci, talk to me. Stay awake, come on. I know you're not gonna die, but we could probably use a bodyguard right now. (I call someone with a second antenna) Hey, we got a problem here. Code beta red. Tell 7Zee that we have a good spot, and the minerals in my current location match those the private rover found. Tell them Project Boring Sponge is a go. Also, try to keep amiable relations with the French. (I send the message with my current location attached) IS ANYONE HURT? (A buzzing is heard from my bag) Great. Geiger counter is going off. There's radiation ahead, we need to be careful. (Explosions are heard in the distance) What the heck was that?!?


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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sat Aug 05, 2017 1:18 am

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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby RowletAlex » Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:41 pm

Phew. I think I could use that antidepressant pill, actually.
(Another explosion) Again, what was that? (A red slime falls from the sky) Oh no, this poor slime got caught up in the blast! Strange, it only looks dazed... (eventually the slime is acting fine) Well, this species appears to be resistant to explosions. And it's covered in these yellow glowy cracks...

(I investigate it closely as it nibbles on a bit of fried chicken somebody dropped) Carnivorous. Good to know. (Suddenly, a tabby slime appears from nowhere and steals the chicken, startling the slime) Aww, poor thing! (It bumps into me, startling it again, and it glows and then...explodes, knocking me ten feet backwards) Whew... I think that the slime itself was causing the explosions... (both me and the boom slime are dizzy, yet mostly unharmed) Must be a defense mechanism. I can see it using hydrogen or phosphorus from animal matter as a fuel, but it will require further research... But that doesn't explain the radiation. We should figure out what that is, and then get the heck outta here.

[7Zee has already existed for a relatively short time in this universe, and is currently mostly just a planetary colonization corporation, but they are working with Alex, and possibly others, for currently classified stuff.]
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby tabstabby1066 » Wed May 22, 2019 10:53 am

Is it too late to join?
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby kittymeowkub » Fri May 24, 2019 12:49 am

Well it's kind of dead, as you can see since the last post was almost two years ago. I don't think I will rejoin, but you are welcome to try to revive it if you want.
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby joshbob121 » Sun May 26, 2019 5:59 am

Name: charle
Gender: male
Job/Jobs (Optional): space dog
Species (Human recommended. You cannot be a slime.): golden doodle
Appearance:dog
Personality: happy most of the time
Other features/abilities (Optional): very smart can speak english
Goals and motivations (Optional): goals: to wipe squirrels off the face of the earth
Fears and dislikes (Optional): dislikes: cats
Likes (Optional): peanut butter
Anything else (Optional): gets paid in peanut butter
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby tabstabby1066 » Sun May 26, 2019 3:21 pm

This thing has died.
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby tabstabby1066 » Sun May 26, 2019 3:22 pm

Well, sort of. It's not completely dead.
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Mon May 27, 2019 5:54 am

tabstabby1066 wrote:Well, sort of. It's not completely dead.

Nah. I mean, the last official RP post was in 2017.
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby Noggy05 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:08 am

This is too far gone to bring back. Let it die. We can start a new thread if we must.
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby SlimeCone99 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:40 am

Let it die! Let it die! Let it shrivel up and... Why did I reference the Lorax?
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Re: Land Before Slime [roleplay]

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:23 am

SlimeCone99 wrote:Let it die! Let it die! Let it shrivel up and... Why did I reference the Lorax?

Why did you?
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