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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Wed Oct 25, 2017 1:02 am

UF suddenly reveals that he is Santa Claus and devours your soul. Santa hates chess.

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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrookHookGames » Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:45 pm

the uf destroys his computer with the emails on them


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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ArannRules » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:26 am

UF has a higher iq than you and can understand ALL THE JOKES


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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:00 pm

ArannRules wrote:UF has a higher iq than you and can understand ALL THE JOKES


UF cannot leave the wilds bc he refuses to update slime rancher

the UF flies back to the ranch because physics isn't important to him

I throw a hurricane at the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ArannRules » Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:16 am

He does a quick jig and its gone

Ufs body is swapped with jakeus paulus
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Twerps3 » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:44 am

The Ultimate Fighter finds jake paul, and body swaps again, for he is omnipotent

I summon a Chuck Norris to fight The Ultimate Fighter
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ArannRules » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:53 am

the uf blocks his roundhouse kick with his face and smashing chuck into a drill (metalwork joke)



Uf must build house or ded
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrookHookGames » Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:36 am

The uf build a house


I break the house
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby RadSlime3000 » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:27 am

UF had put a lava moat around the house, and you didn't see it, so you fell in.






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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:56 pm

RadSlime3000 wrote:UF had put a lava moat around the house, and you didn't see it, so you fell in.






Asriel dreemer comes back. again. for another rematch. whatiswrongwithme

the UF steps on the flower.

I use smaller text so the UF can't understand while I say his weakness.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Nov 04, 2017 4:05 pm

HE SEES IT


staring contest against uf
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:15 pm

JasontheBasin wrote:HE SEES IT


staring contest against uf

Your eyes are set on fire by viewing his presence for more than 3 seconds.

Now he DEFINATLY won't see this text, now anyway I say his ultimate weakness, which i-
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Sun Nov 05, 2017 4:50 pm

The ultimate fighter Ctrl C & V's your text and murders you before his weakness is revealed and used.


This is my 301st post, i use the power of all my posts plus the power of my ego to strike down the UF
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:12 am

The Ultimate Fighter brings the under 301 club back from the dead to defeat you.

Somebody builds an Anti Ultimate Fighter Turret, designed specifically to counter the Ultimate Fighter's every move.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:53 am

The Ultimate Fighter punches himself in the face. The turret implodes.

I leave UF alone.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:55 am

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:The Ultimate Fighter punches himself in the face. The turret implodes.

I leave UF alone.

You turn around, attempt to walk away, and run face first into his fist.

I make a logical paradox to disprove the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby RadSlime3000 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:49 am

the UF dies.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby greentitan » Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:35 pm

time travel paradox

the uf dies

time travel paradox

the uf dies.................
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby tyrantlemon55 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:52 pm

The UF is fed up with this vicious cycle and decides to just leave the forum game.
Uhhhhhhhhh..... what should we do?
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:42 pm

Travel to another dimension!

The Ultimate Fighter in this new dimension is only a Fighter and not Ultimate. What do we do now?
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:15 am

CrazeePi wrote:Travel to another dimension!

The Ultimate Fighter in this new dimension is only a Fighter and not Ultimate. What do we do now?

considering that he would be the only fighter in that dimension, reletively speaking, he would still be the ultimate fighter.

I sit in confusion.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:43 am

Confusion turns out to be a codeword for a huge target for UF's fist.

I call up mah bois over at the 7Zee Carrier Airship and get them to send over a nice fleet of Ichodonti vessels to help attack UF. By Saro we stand!
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:13 pm

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:Confusion turns out to be a codeword for a huge target for UF's fist.

I call up mah bois over at the 7Zee Carrier Airship and get them to send over a nice fleet of Ichodonti vessels to help attack UF. By Saro we stand!

Turns out, the UF is the CEO of 7Zee, your calls for help is denied.

I use THIS (that -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZselruGrb0)
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:05 pm

The Spoiler God impales you before you can give the order.

I shout loudly at UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby tyrantlemon55 » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:41 pm

He shouts louder.

I send all the deleted spam messages at the UF, and the temptation is too much, and now he is infected with every known, incurable disease somehow.
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