Ultimate Fighter

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Ultimate Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:08 pm

In this forum game, the rules are simple:
Kill the Ultimate Fighter.

In order to accomplish the objective you have every single weapon or object at your disposal. You also have the power to summon ANYTHING or make anything appear out of thin air.

Wow, this is going to be really easy!

Or is it?

The Ultimate Fighter is unstoppable. Is there REALLY anything you can do to kill him?

So, here’s how this works:

First poster posts what he is doing to kill The Ultimate Fighter.
Second poster writes how the poster above him fails and then says what HE is using to kill The Ultimate Fighter .

Example:
UristMCPlort: I shoot UF with a magnum pistol
Lololman24: The bullet gets caught between UF’s muscle crevices.
I run over UF with a truck
M9M8M7: UF punches the truck before it reaches him and the truck explodes because his overpowered punches are too much for the truck.
I throw a solar flare on UF.

Note: This game was inspired by “destroy the watermelon”

Alright, I’ll start.

I kicked The Ultimate Fighter into a giant pot of boiling hot water.
I can S.P.L.A.T into action!


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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby BeatrixLeBeau » Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:38 pm

Ultimate fighter climbs out.

I summon another ultimate fighter to kill the first one.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Raxel920 » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:32 pm

The one you summoned is just a random dude with the first name Ultimate and last name Fighter.

I shove a stick of dynamite into his pocket without hi, noticing.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GreatRancher » Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:42 am

You forgot to ignite the dynamite and eventually Ultimate Fighter detects it while you are trying to turn it on.

I manage to bring Ultimate Fighter to the Far, Far Range and I throw him in the Slime Sea, where nothing survives.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:02 am

He teleports out.

I summon Satan, and Satan takes him to hell.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GreatRancher » Sun Apr 02, 2017 5:09 am

Somehow, God fights with Satan and both die, so he is returned to the world

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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sun Apr 02, 2017 5:59 am

The ultimate fighter farts, sending them flying towards you.

I get an elephant to sit on him.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby BeatrixLeBeau » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:17 am

The Ultimate Fighter has a nice elephant steak.

I change the Ultimate Fighter into the Mediocre Fighter.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:36 am

He's still better than any fighter in the world.

He gets diabetes.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Raxel920 » Sun Apr 02, 2017 7:48 am

It doesn't kill him.

I kick him into an active volcano.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sun Apr 02, 2017 2:51 pm

He makes it erupt, and come out unscathed.

He stops being evil.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GreatRancher » Mon Apr 03, 2017 12:24 pm

I steal his wallet and he becomes evil

Ultimate Fighter has now paralysis.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Raxel920 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:33 pm

He can still attack you with psychic powers.

I remove his brain.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:28 pm

His brain, however still lives on and uses its psychic powers to float around and build a new body, one faster, stronger, more resilient, a more ultimate fighter, and better at cooking ramen.

He inserts himself into the new body, causing him to turn into the super fighting robot.

MEGAMAN!



I throw the super fighting robot, MEGAMAN into spikes.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby SteveTheNerd » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:36 am

The spikes are crushed under his body weight.

The Ultimate Fighter becomes a sock.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:44 am

The Ultimate Fighter breaks out of the sock transformation.


Another Ultimate Fighter is summoned to fight The Ultimate Fighter.
I am bored to a certain extent.

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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby SteveTheNerd » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:49 pm

They punch each other, until they form a black hole, sucking the summoned fighter in, along with you.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Apr 22, 2017 3:13 pm

I give trump a small loan of a million dollars to build a wall around the ultimate fighter.
Life? don't think I'll get one. Trump's gonna make em too expensive before I manage to get one. I'll pass up the chance for one.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sat Apr 22, 2017 3:16 pm

The wall breaks.

A passing wizard turns the Ultimate Fighter to dust.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sun Apr 23, 2017 5:08 am

The dust threatens to kill the wizard and the wizard reverses his spell.

I throw the invincible watermelon at the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Sun Apr 23, 2017 6:37 am

UF dodges.

UF dies for smoking.
I am bored to a certain extent.

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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GreatRancher » Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:06 pm

UF has 1 life left.

Ultimate Fighter is send to play Bomberman Land Wii twice, but he never get through Ring Zone and he doesn't has cheats, so he keeps forever playing and dies, so you make a spell to make him don't reincarnate and you kill every bad mage and Satan to make him respawn. And it wasn't a dream because I threw myself 3 times to a cliff, and also, I didn't LSD. Also, I have won the Rubber Duck Trophy for killing him and I become billionaire, and everybody lived peacefully.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:54 pm

I don't know why you killed every bad mage and Satan to make him respawn, but if you say so...

The Ultimate Fighter is eaten by a grue.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:47 am

The Ultimate Fighter ripped the grue's mouth open and throws it at a sun.


The Ultimate Fighter is paralyzed and has cancer.
I am bored to a certain extent.

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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby SteveTheNerd » Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:19 am

He becomes the next Stephen Hawking and cures cancer.

The Ultimate Fighter turns into a squirrel.
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