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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby tyrantlemon55 » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:59 am

The UF's sheer willpower brings him back home, fully healed.

I give the UF a reddit account with r/askreddit and r/raisedbynarcissists subscribed to already. I HAVE PUT HIM INTO ETERNAL TIME-WASTING
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:35 am

He gives up on everyday people and moves to Tumblr to write Thomas the Tank Engine x Tellytubbies fanfiction. Everyone goes blind from the pain of reading it as a challenge.

With my great charism, I befriend UF over many months, slowly building trust. After the process is complete, I wait till he is in a vulnerable position, and place a pistol behind his head. Before he can react, I shoot him and slice off his head at the base of the neck.
I quickly dismember him, throwing the remains into an industrial shredder. I proceed to break into a mince factory, ensuring I am not seen. I then add the shredded UF-meat to the beef and stir it with a metal pole and exit. The next day, hundreds of people will hide the material FOR ME.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ArannRules » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:51 am

after the uf was eaten the very fibers of his being burst out of the people. All of his pieces down to the very atom marched to the spot where household killed him IRON GIANT STYLE (reference). He constructs back together and backhands household so hard he blasts off like team rocket





The household comes back and shoves the UF into a time loop sending him spreading towards his death bed
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:23 pm

no




Hurricane ermahgerd hits the UF
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:44 pm

UF backhands Hurricane Ermahgerd and it destroys Florida.

UF is tired of his immortality and jumps off the spire of the Empire State Building.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ArannRules » Sun Sep 10, 2017 7:22 am

Hes immortal so hes fine













UF is sed. He has crippling depression
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:41 am

he cripples depression


BLAST PROCESSING = 9001
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby LastPayLoad0 » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:12 am

ArannRules wrote:Hes immortal so hes fine













UF is sed. He has crippling depression


Gets Gravity gun, shoots harpoons at crippling depression guy.

He has to beat g-man
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ArannRules » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:55 am

he puts the g-man to sleep outside time.





UF meets connor mcgregor and he wants his **** belt
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:21 pm

he gets the belt


attempt numero #2
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ArannRules » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:41 am

Neppu wat does the scout say about his blast processing

its over nien thousanddddddddddd




Uf breaks his mothers fav table
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:02 pm

he is sad so he unbreaks it

blast processing = 1
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:17 am

COME ON, STEP IT UP!




Ultimate Fighter is attacked by all the porn stuff spam on the forums.
I am bored to a certain extent.

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If you can see this, you can't see the other message.

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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ArannRules » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:10 am

HE IS LOYAL AND REPECCS WAMEN. UFS MOM CATCHES HIM WATCHING PORN THEN THE BRAZZER LOGO APPEARS IN THE CORNER
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:13 am

he kicks it away



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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ArannRules » Sun Sep 17, 2017 3:35 pm

Uf runs in the 90s


Uf wishes the DB Fighterz beta would last longer ;-;
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:33 pm

it does
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ArannRules » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:29 am

Uf = crab
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:04 pm

no


UF is faced with the greatest dilemma: He must either save himself or his friends. No seriously, he can die in this situation, so he has to decide weather he saves himself or his friends.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby tyrantlemon55 » Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:59 pm

UF decides to save himself, the bastard.

I stab the UF, and consequently split the universe in infinite ways.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ArannRules » Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:22 am

uf uses his handy glue and patches everything up







Uf does a maths test
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby tyrantlemon55 » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:09 pm

UF passes with top marks and extra credits.

I kill the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Naybob » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:16 pm

HE GETS REVIED BY BOB WHO HAPPENS TO BE A NECROMANCER



BOB PLAYS THE RICK ROLL MEME ON A FULL VOLUME SPEAKER
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