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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:20 am

Turns out he was just playing an arcade game and get's angry af and sues the game company for making the games rigged.

UF is magically a frog, with no legs. Also there's always birds trying to peck on him apparantly.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Slimegirl1234567890 » Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:32 am

he kills anything that tries to eat him.

I kill the UF using hacks because life is a very complex videogame.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:53 am

A friend reports you to a nearby moderator and you are banned from the [insert place where you live etc] server.

UF is now a egg.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Slimegirl1234567890 » Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:10 pm

theres no moderators in life
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GreatRancher » Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:28 pm

In the E.X.P.E.R.I.MENTOR post I got a totally equal UF with God Jarvi's Corpse so nobody cares.

My UF also turns into an egg.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Slimegirl1234567890 » Thu Jun 22, 2017 3:05 pm

you try to eat him but he emerges, bigger and stronger.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:09 am

Slimegirl1234567890 wrote:theres no moderators in life

It appears that cops no longer exist.

Slimegirl1234567890 wrote:you try to eat him but he emerges, bigger and stronger.

so uh this is how it works

The person before tries to kill UF. You write how the attempt fails at the top.

On the bottom, you write your own attempt.

anyway...
You did not do anything to UF. Therefore nothing happens.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Slimegirl1234567890 » Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:46 am

oops

i kill the UF. that simple ;D
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:57 am

he strangles you before you even had a chance. THAT simple



I shoot a fear ray UF on full blast. causing him to be trapped inside his mind causing mental trauma beyond anyone's imagination.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:57 pm

bobschicken wrote:he strangles you before you even had a chance. THAT simple



I shoot a fear ray UF on full blast. causing him to be trapped inside his mind causing mental trauma beyond anyone's imagination.

Dr. doofenshmirtz' fear ray misfires and malfunctions, causing it to hit UF and make UF normal again

the splatoon 2 hype train hits UF
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:14 am

The hype train combusts into oblivion due to UF's oh so many muscles.


A laser beam vaporizes UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Slimegirl1234567890 » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:59 am

the UF rematerializes

I make him poop his pants making him die. (of embarrasment)
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:52 am

"Him" is the name of a unfortunate person.

UF is constantly thrown around now.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:04 am

Martra123 wrote:"Him" is the name of a unfortunate person.

UF is constantly thrown around now.

wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!

UF is on fire
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby RowletAlex » Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:32 am

The UF took a pyrotechnic stunt training regimen a few years back, and is on fire on purpose.

The UF goes on vacation to Hawaii and is attacked by the local chickens at the beach during his lunch (they act like seagulls, I know from experience)
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:54 pm

RowletAlex wrote:The UF took a pyrotechnic stunt training regimen a few years back, and is on fire on purpose.

The UF goes on vacation to Hawaii and is attacked by the local chickens at the beach during his lunch (they act like seagulls, I know from experience)


he kills them for XP and reaches level 100

a dog pees on the UF
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Tue Jun 27, 2017 5:17 am

UF does not care whatsoever.

UF is stuck in one place doomed to die.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Thu Jun 29, 2017 7:38 am

Ugh. Bots are back. If i recall correctly, bots havent been here for a while.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby WOLRUS » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:32 pm

There is no death for him, therefore he does not die.

He gets consumed by the fabric of the universe.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:15 am

UF proceeds to destroy a fabric of the universe, specifically the one whom he was consumed by.


UF is launched into a star. Then a black hole. Then another black hole.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Galetuft » Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:41 pm

UF flies away in his spaceship unscathed.

A brood of dragons begins roasting UF, both physically and verbally.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:17 am

UF counter roasts them, physically and verbally. Those tears dont even get a chance to even appear.


UF is dropped down an entire hole that pierces through the earths core and if UF survives they'll be launched into space. Wait, how would that work? Wouldnt gravity keep them at the core of earth or would UF keep falling and eventually be launched up in the air? How does this work?adkfhjaef Basically i try to kill him using the center of Earth.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:23 am

UF also wonders how it works and he eventually figures it out whilst falling. Also he escapes from the hole.


Dio Brando uses ZA WARUDO to stop time so he can rapidly punch UF
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Martra123 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:56 am

No effect. The muscles soften the pain.



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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:31 am

UF's ears are unaffected by the loud music, so he procedes to make a noise so loud you cannot hear it, but it shatters your ears so damn hard that you die, but you also didn't die, so its an infinite loop of death



UF has been tossed into an infinite mirror loop and is hurling through multiple dimensions.
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