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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby RadSlime3000 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:18 am

The UF, because he is overpowered, quickly gains immunity to every disease to ever exist.




The UF fights sans, and cannot hit him at all.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrookHookGames » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:12 am

the uf presses the delete button



the delete button was for the universe and he is stuck in empty space
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Dragonslime » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:54 pm

UF creates a new universe



Gets into a fight with jesus and chuck norris
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:25 am

Jesus and chuck norris are UF's 2 maids with beards he just punches them dead.



The UF get teleported suddenly into the event horizon of a black hole.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:40 am

The Ultimate Fighter blows the black hole away.

The Anti Ultimate Fighter Turret, designed specifically to counter the Ultimate Fighter's every move, comes back. This time it won't implode or explode if the Ultimate Fighter punches themself.

I don't even know why that caused that to happen in the first place.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:48 am

Ultimate Fighter eats the turret at the speed of light.

I exile UF to Australia.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:56 pm

The entirety of Australia flies off the Earth due to fear.

The Ultimate Fighter quits Ultimate Fighting to become the Ultimate Baker.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Thu Nov 23, 2017 1:59 pm

CrazeePi wrote:The entirety of Australia flies off the Earth due to fear.

The Ultimate Fighter quits Ultimate Fighting to become the Ultimate Baker.

He bakes an even ultimater fighter

I challenge the UF to a dance off.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:53 pm

The Ultimater Fighter dances extremely fast and you are unable to keep up.

The Ultimate Baker realizes their mistake in quitting Ultimate Fighting and attempts to kill the Ultimater Fighter so they can reclaim their title.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Dragonslime » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:47 pm

Ultimate Baker hides a razor in a muffin and ultimate Fighter kills ultimate Baker his creator




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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:06 am

The Ultimate Baker comes back from the dead due to still having Ultimate Fighting powers and promises to raise their pay if they help him defeat the Ultimater Baker.

The Ultimate Baker and Chuck Norris team up to defeat the Ultimater Fighter.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:21 am

Suddenly, Chuck Norris unzips his skin to reveal that he is actually the UF.

I devour an aloe vera in front of UF to make him cry.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:34 pm

The Ultimate Baker drinks a cup of aloe vera juice and is renamed back to Ultimate Fighter.

The two Ultimate Fighters look at each other confused.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby tyrantlemon55 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:34 pm

The two punch each other, a giant dimensional rift forms, and everyone but the Ultimate Fighters are sucked into it.

Somehow, the rift ejects out Randomtangle from it.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:19 pm

The UFs weaponise him, firing replies as ammunition.

I send the Red Army to hit the UFS.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:45 pm

The Ultimate Fighters punch out their leader and take the Red Army for themselves.

The Ultimate Fighters arm the Red Army with Randomtangles and take over the world.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:05 pm

I delet them


everything is back to normal and there is only one UF


I slap the UF
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrookHookGames » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:08 am

Apparently you slapped a fake uf

the real uf emerges from a portal with an army of Randomtangles ready to destroy Earth
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:34 pm

for god's sake stop

I delet this and now we're back to normal. please, no more randomtangles, no more uf clones. Lets just go back to the good ol classic sport of trying to kill the UF

I shoot the UF. This is not a fake. There are no portals going to appear after I shoot him. THIS IS THE REAL UF AND IM SHOOTING HIM.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:57 pm

You shoot the UF, he falls over, his body goes limp and his eyes dead and lifeless, you did it, you KILLED THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER, but you hear an odd sound, the Uf was using a dead ringer! then he punches you, going through the skull, creating a clean hole.


After brutally murdering jason, all the little chips of bone in his skull were deeply embedded into the UF's fist and it's bleeding quite a lot,
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:10 pm

he cuts off his hand and regenerates it


his cut-off hand explodes
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:45 am

He hardly notices

I turn ultimate fighter into a computer program, remove and delete his AI, leaving him an empty shell.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:25 am

Noggy05 wrote:He hardly notices

I turn ultimate fighter into a computer program, remove and delete his AI, leaving him an empty shell.

this empty shell is then filled with the ingredients of the ultimate fighter, such as hate, fury, boom plorts, and ultimateness.

I stick the UF AI into a USB stick and throw it into a volcano.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:12 am

The USB happens the fall into a random USB port and the volcano is now the Ultimate Fighter.

The Ultimate Volcano's mineral water is stolen by Tyrannosaurus Alan.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:49 pm

no

the volcano erupts and uf is back to normal

SrPelo yells at the UF
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