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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:53 am

The UF comes back and says he's sorry.


I do something mysterious. UF realises that he should explore life more instead of fighting.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Sun Mar 25, 2018 10:00 pm

UF finishes exploring life and decides he wants to be an ultimate fighter.

I warp to a different dimension where UFs are instantly destroyed and nothing bad happens to me.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:29 am

Since there is no UF, there is no life.


I throw a Tactus at the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:00 am

the tactus bounces off of the UF and destroys you because velocity



the UF gets addicted to meth
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:33 pm

He goes to health class and immediately stops.

The UF's grandma tells him it's time to eat and he goes and eats some steak, stops bugging me, and I escape.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:46 pm

this is about trying to defeat the UF, not escape him.


I summon Medusa to petrify the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Dragonslime » Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:08 pm

he punches her





chuck norris kills UF
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:00 am

They fuse and become CNUF.

I turn CNUF into a shooting stars meme.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:27 pm

The universe ends.


There is no universe for UF to exist in.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:25 am

There is no universe for UF to live in but CNUF doesn't need a universe.

I come along in shooting stars meme form and blow CNUF to pieces.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:56 pm

The Chuck Norris Ultimate Fighter shoots you first, then they unfuse and Chuck Norris becomes the Ultimate Fighter's maid again.

The Ultimate Fighter must beat reallyjoel's dad at videogames. To make this fair, reallyjoel's dad has to play upside down and blindfolded while his controller is on fire.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sat Apr 07, 2018 2:45 am

The UF wins.


The UF is stung by 100000000000 bees.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:48 am

QuantumTangle23 wrote:The UF wins.


The UF is stung by 100000000000 bees.

He draws the power of the bees and destroys the universe.

There's no more universes for UF to exist in. (Haha uncreative)
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Dragonslime » Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:39 am

he makes a new one


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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Apr 07, 2018 2:17 pm

UF is cheeki breeki and has lockpick skill at infinity, so he unlocks it



I kill uf by backstabbing him, and frame GoldenLucky99
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Dragonslime » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:03 pm

he kills you both




Uf tries to unlock and forces the lock thus breaking it
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:09 pm

Dragonslime wrote:he kills you both




Uf tries to unlock and forces the lock thus breaking it

The lock was literally already unlocked.

I am framed and dead (and a ghost), therefore I haunt UF and kill him.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:06 pm

Not so fast! You've activated UF's trap card: "I have a vaccum" and you lose 4000 lifepoints, therefore you are defeated

i sacrifice 2 monsters on the field to summon a blue eyes white dragon and attack the UF's lifepoints directly. We're getting all YuGiOh up here
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Dragonslime » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:44 pm

he flips the field around and he has the blu eyes white dragon




he get kicked in the nuts

ha beat that
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:15 pm

His nuts are made of infinite steel, making them incapable of being kicked. Your entire body is vaporized because you tried to kick his nuts of infinite steel



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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Raxel920 » Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:59 pm

JasontheBasin wrote:His nuts are made of infinite steel, making them incapable of being kicked. Your entire body is vaporized because you tried to kick his nuts of infinite steel



my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi


UF's roflmaocopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

I hacc admin commands and ban UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:28 pm

UF Doesnt play video games

I tell him to play video games, then ban him.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:41 pm

He owns the server.

I expose UF to the intense radiation of my sister.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Apr 15, 2018 3:14 am

The UF is immune.


The UF must face 10000000000000000 clones of himself.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:23 am

All of them turn evil.

I summon the power of URANUS the Uranus.
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