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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Wed Dec 20, 2017 7:51 pm

UF is immune to your attack because he can't speak french.



According to the WHO, All foodstuffs must be injected with baguettes and wine for french people to live on foreign food, the UF is not french somehow ate enough food to overdose on baguettes.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:26 am

Fortunately, he carries around a bottle of olive oil. He drinks all of it and his baguettity is neutralised.


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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:37 am

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:Fortunately, he carries around a bottle of olive oil. He drinks all of it and his baguettity is neutralised.


I throw hundreds of Pink Ornaments at the UF.

He throws an equal amount of Tarr Ornaments back.

I drop a tonne of snow on him.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrookHookGames » Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:40 pm

snow is water so uf gets D R I N C C and is now not dehydration




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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:41 am

this isn't about what he does to you, its about what you do to him



I S L A P him
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:02 pm

JasontheBasin wrote:I S L A P him

touching him melts your hand.

I destroy the planet with a game designed to recreate the universe JUST to get rid of him.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:32 am

mario from Hotel Mario says no


I kick the UF into SrPelo
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:48 am

He just bounces off.

I summon a giant tarr to eat him.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:07 pm

the UF is 99% water and the tarr disintegrates



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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:15 pm

The UF dodges them.

I summon the magic unicorn to destroy the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:03 pm

Unicorns are a myth, and therefore don't exist




The UF is a myth now
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:02 pm

the myth of the UF is believed so much that it becomes true!

I airdrop half a million hunter-saber largoes onto the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:40 am

The UF outmatches them; either that or it turned the saber ferals against each other via tarr

I hypnotize him into sleeping
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:08 am

You look into the UF's eyes while you were hypnotising him, and the reflection made you hypnotise yourself,



I place the UF right in the middle of a Resonance Cascade
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:50 pm

no





Jim Kong-in (or whatever his name is) launches a nuke at the UF
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:17 pm

I don't feel like giving explanations either.

The Ultimate Fighter must defeat 100000 Revenants within 30 seconds or else they die.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:20 pm

CrazeePi wrote:I don't feel like giving explanations either.

The Ultimate Fighter must defeat 100000 Revenants within 30 seconds or else they die.

He waits the 30 seconds out and as you said, the Revenants die.

I start charging an attack that should take 30 minutes to power and has the potential to defeat the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:37 pm

Yes, it can defeat the Ultimate Fighter, but it has a range of 1 millimeter, you cannot move while charging, have to release it immediately once done charging, and the Ultimate Fighter is currently having a vacation on Mars.

The Ultimate Fighter's vacation is ruined by space monkeys.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:42 am

He makes friends with the space monkeys, has fun, eventually turns them evil, and then the space monkeys with the Ultimate Fighter are trying to kill you.

I eat a banana and leave the peel on the ground so he will step on it. I am hungry so I eat a whole arsenal of bananas and leave them on the ground where he has to step on them and he will fall into the void of darkness where he will disintegrate and perish.








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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:14 pm

All the space monkeys see the banana peels and jump towards them before the Ultimate Fighter can reach them, causing them to fall of the edge instead.

The Ultimate Fighter loses his will to live without the space monkeys and jumps into the void of darkness with them.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:37 am

Ultimate fighter can fly, picking up all the space monkeys and bringing them back to him.

The UF's Vacation is over.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:24 pm

ok




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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:12 am

they missed




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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:16 am

You poisoned the UF's stunt double.

I drown him in chocolate.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:21 am

he does not need to breathe



I drop a fully powered nuke in his eyeballs
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