Ultimate Fighter

[bobschicken]

UF is immune to your attack because he can't speak french.



According to the WHO, All foodstuffs must be injected with baguettes and wine for french people to live on foreign food, the UF is not french somehow ate enough food to overdose on baguettes.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

Fortunately, he carries around a bottle of olive oil. He drinks all of it and his baguettity is neutralised.


I throw hundreds of Pink Ornaments at the UF.

[GlaciumFracture]

Fortunately, he carries around a bottle of olive oil. He drinks all of it and his baguettity is neutralised.


I throw hundreds of Pink Ornaments at the UF.

He throws an equal amount of Tarr Ornaments back.

I drop a tonne of snow on him.

[CrookHookGames]

snow is water so uf gets D R I N C C and is now not dehydration




he punches you with THE POWWWAAAHHH OF THE DARK SIDE

[JasontheBasin]

this isn't about what he does to you, its about what you do to him



I S L A P him

[GlaciumFracture]

I S L A P him

touching him melts your hand.

I destroy the planet with a game designed to recreate the universe JUST to get rid of him.

[JasontheBasin]

mario from Hotel Mario says no


I kick the UF into SrPelo

[QuantumTangle23]

He just bounces off.

I summon a giant tarr to eat him.

[JasontheBasin]

the UF is 99% water and the tarr disintegrates



Ed, Edd, and Eddy attack the UF

[QuantumTangle23]

The UF dodges them.

I summon the magic unicorn to destroy the UF.

[JasontheBasin]

Unicorns are a myth, and therefore don't exist




The UF is a myth now

[GlaciumFracture]

the myth of the UF is believed so much that it becomes true!

I airdrop half a million hunter-saber largoes onto the UF.

[rabbitslime]

The UF outmatches them; either that or it turned the saber ferals against each other via tarr

I hypnotize him into sleeping

[bobschicken]

You look into the UF's eyes while you were hypnotising him, and the reflection made you hypnotise yourself,



I place the UF right in the middle of a Resonance Cascade

[JasontheBasin]

no





Jim Kong-in (or whatever his name is) launches a nuke at the UF

[CrazeePi]

I don't feel like giving explanations either.

The Ultimate Fighter must defeat 100000 Revenants within 30 seconds or else they die.

[GlaciumFracture]

I don't feel like giving explanations either.

The Ultimate Fighter must defeat 100000 Revenants within 30 seconds or else they die.

He waits the 30 seconds out and as you said, the Revenants die.

I start charging an attack that should take 30 minutes to power and has the potential to defeat the UF.

[CrazeePi]

Yes, it can defeat the Ultimate Fighter, but it has a range of 1 millimeter, you cannot move while charging, have to release it immediately once done charging, and the Ultimate Fighter is currently having a vacation on Mars.

The Ultimate Fighter's vacation is ruined by space monkeys.

[GoldenLucky99]

He makes friends with the space monkeys, has fun, eventually turns them evil, and then the space monkeys with the Ultimate Fighter are trying to kill you.

I eat a banana and leave the peel on the ground so he will step on it. I am hungry so I eat a whole arsenal of bananas and leave them on the ground where he has to step on them and he will fall into the void of darkness where he will disintegrate and perish.








Haha lol

[CrazeePi]

All the space monkeys see the banana peels and jump towards them before the Ultimate Fighter can reach them, causing them to fall of the edge instead.

The Ultimate Fighter loses his will to live without the space monkeys and jumps into the void of darkness with them.

[QuantumTangle23]

Ultimate fighter can fly, picking up all the space monkeys and bringing them back to him.

The UF's Vacation is over.

[JasontheBasin]

ok




PK THUNDER

[ILoveTurtles891]

they missed




I poison him, he dies, and cannot be reincarnated or cannot come back alive

[QuantumTangle23]

You poisoned the UF's stunt double.

I drown him in chocolate.

[ILoveTurtles891]

he does not need to breathe



I drop a fully powered nuke in his eyeballs