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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:11 pm

they get sent back in time via a replay slime


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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:36 pm

The Ultimate Fighter has no idea what you're saying and leaves you to spout gibberish.

The Ultimate Fighter touches Heavy's gun and now Heavy is after him.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Jan 28, 2018 6:59 am

The UF punches Heavy and Heavy is knocked out.

The UF is trapped in a car, with 3 annoying kids whining to get to the destination, a whining baby, a mother stressing out, and an upset dad who's trying to get the kids to calm down.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:05 pm

The UF punches the car door open, accidentally killing everyone inside except him.



I travel back in time to when the UF was training to become the Ultimate fighter and insult him so much that he just gives up and lives life, not a invulnerable god.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:30 pm

Your insults just make him want to train even harder, making the present UF twice as strong.


I put the UF's soul in a jar.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:30 pm

Unfortunately, he can open the pickle jar.

I stuff him into the prison in Escape the Prison.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:29 am

The UF can punch through the prison walls.


The UF's father grounds the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:36 am

You are not bobschicken.

I punch the red button, resulting in a Rube Goldberg machine where everything happens in a chain reaction, where it ends in Batman throwing a football at a lever resulting in the UF's death, but Batman misses.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:18 pm

The UF is not stupid, so as soon as he saw the Rube Golberg machine go off, he punched the lever.


Aliens from mars come and blame the UF for the destruction of mars, and shoot him with lasers.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:58 pm

UF has a negotiation with the aliens, signs a peace treaty, becomes president John UF Kennedy and builds a new Mars.

Assassins come to murder John UF Kennedy and succeed, because history repeats itself.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 5:04 am

The assassins are sent to jail for life, and the UF respawns on earth.



Aliens from Venus abduct UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:49 am

The Ultimate Fighter proves that Venus is actually an elaborate trick by the government to help trick people into believing that the universe doesn't revolve around Earth and thus the aliens cease to exist.

Somebody comes out and proves the Ultimate Fighter is a trick by the government in order to keep us too busy fighting to realize that the Earth is actually flat and the government is controlled by monkeys on the moon, and thus the Ultimate Fighter ceases to exist.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:55 pm

Fortunately the Doctors come with the wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tubeman gun and shoots the person who said the UF is a lie, thus the UF is restored to normal.


The government sends out extremely powerful classified weapons to attack the UF because he found out the secret about venus.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:06 pm

UF EATS THE EXTREMELY POWERFUL CLASSIFIED WEAPONS

the weapons explode inside UF
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:34 am

The UF isn't hurt.



I trap the UF in a time loop, so he keeps smacking himself.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:09 pm

The Ultimate Fighter does not care for time loops and breaks free so he can punch you.

The Ultimate Fighter's lack of care for time loops causes a paradox that destroys the Ultimate Fighter.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:50 am

The Paradox sets UF free, knowing how important he is.


The UF is shot by future robots.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:43 pm

mr doots saves him



the UF gets crushed by ur mom
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:00 am

ur mom was already destroyed by UF

I call the UF 'Sensei'
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:39 am

So?


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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:38 am

UF got an oxygen tank, and punched himself back to Earth.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:40 pm

The UF beats you.


I freeze the UF in an ice age.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:54 pm

Time passes and so does the ice age, melting and thawing UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Dragonslime » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:34 pm

UF digs through the ground



UF gets traped in ET the game and gets his arms cut off
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:16 pm

But he has 96 lives left.



I remove the UF's superpowers, making him a Not-Ultimate Fighter.
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