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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:32 pm

The last three comments were us attacking the UF's stunt double...


I turn the UF into chocolate, then I eat him.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:57 am

your comment also attacked the stunt double

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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:11 pm

you slap like a girl


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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby RadSlime3000 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:07 am

Sadly, you used Elmer's glue, which is useless unless you wait 30 minutes.





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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:53 am

You used the Pre-1.9 Dragon, which is practically useless.


I summon Voldemort to kill the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:50 am

QuantumTangle23 wrote:You used the Pre-1.9 Dragon, which is practically useless.


I summon Voldemort to kill the UF.

Voldemort decides to go kill harry, and promptly dies after killing harry.

I throw the UF into the prison thread.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:35 am

The UF threw himself out.

I summon Captain Falcon to Falcon Punch the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:33 am

captain falcon is fake


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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:09 pm

he forces u to fight



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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:34 am

The UF doesn't care.

The UF is now a cat.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Raxel920 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:47 am

So what.

I nuke the UF
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrookHookGames » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:27 am

Because radiation and stuff he now has radiation power



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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:03 am

You put him into Star Wars and he uses the force to get out.

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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:23 pm

Instead of cringing, he shuns your self advertisement.


I make the UF weak by making a popular company based on UF merchandise and give it to the UF, as he eats gold wrapped ice-cream and caviar, he gets weaker and weaker, so me, the founder of this company goes to meet the UF for a meeting, i shoot him with a pistol.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:14 pm

Little did you know, eating gold actually increases his strength due to radiation powers, even though those two things have nothing to do with each other. He dodges the bullet and punches you before taking complete control of the company.

Ultimate Fighter merchandise is so popular that fighting the Ultimate Fighter is now considered a crime and thus nobody fights him. Seeing as his life is fighting, the Ultimate Fighter falls into depression.

On a completely random side note, I'm wondering now what the complete UF canon would be if there was one.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:49 pm

I go back in time and stop bobschicken from making UF merchandise and then travel through time to collect every weapon ever. Then I thank Doctor Who for letting me borrow, use and crash the TARDIS.

I use every weapon ever on UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:34 am

You didn't actually get every weapon, and the Doctor uses the one weapon you didn't get to turn you into a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tubeman.

The Doctor turns the Ultimate Fighter into a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tubeman.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:25 am

The gun hits the UF's teeth, which are so shiny they reflect the shot and it hits the doctor, causing him to be hit and turns into a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tubeman.

I launch the UF out of a cannon.
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