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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby tyrantlemon55 » Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:48 pm

The UF yells back with levels of spanish that SrPelo's face crinkles upon itself, leading him to screm


LOUD

UF is now smallest fighter. I step on him.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:19 pm

tyrantlemon55 wrote:The UF yells back with levels of spanish that SrPelo's face crinkles upon itself, leading him to screm


LOUD

UF is now smallest fighter. I step on him.

you feel something break as the UF punches through your foot.

I do something unusual to confuse the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:20 pm

The Smallest Ultimate Fighter does not find that unusual, he does that all the time, and climbs on you before patting your back, accidentally launching you into the sun in the process.

The Smallest Ultimate Fighter is prohibited from having fun!
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby tyrantlemon55 » Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:12 pm

He finds not having fun is extremely amusing.

The UF is now memes and is trapped in the internet.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:41 pm

Being still sentient, he develops a machine to un-memify him



I get the ultimate baker and the Ultimate fighter from the Culver's dimension to do a fusion dance to defeat the UF were trying to defeat.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:02 pm

bobschicken wrote:Being still sentient, he develops a machine to un-memify him



I get the ultimate baker and the Ultimate fighter from the Culver's dimension to do a fusion dance to defeat the UF were trying to defeat.


I swear to god

I punch bobschicken, and so does UF causing bobschicken to implode into the next dimension creating a tear in the space-time-continuum which sucks the ultimate baker and the culver's UF into it, destroying them.
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I then slap the UF because I'm suppost to go back to killing him
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:13 pm

JasontheBasin wrote:I then slap the UF because I'm suppost to go back to killing him

UF then thinks that this is a fun game, and jokingly slaps you. You are, of course, propelled to The Far Far Range and are impaled on the spikes of a crystal slime.

I kill UF and destroy any way for him to come back in all dimensions, and everything needed to make a way back is also destroyed. UF has officially ceased to exist.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:47 am

Noggy05 wrote:
JasontheBasin wrote:I then slap the UF because I'm suppost to go back to killing him

UF then thinks that this is a fun game, and jokingly slaps you. You are, of course, propelled to The Far Far Range and are impaled on the spikes of a crystal slime.

I kill UF and destroy any way for him to come back in all dimensions, and everything needed to make a way back is also destroyed. UF has officially ceased to exist.

In your telportations to each universe where the UF is, you accidentally teleport out of reality, and die, you also forgot to kill him in our universe.

I do something so ubsurd and stupid to fight the UF that Jason will probably get mad... such as smiting the UF with spoilers, that's it! I smite the UF with spoilers.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:55 am

UF already knew about those spoilers, and smites you with ALL the spoilers and Jason gets so mad that he explodes.

I blink back into reality and throw the exploding Jason at UF, and then blink out of reality again.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:37 am

Noggy05 wrote:UF already knew about those spoilers, and smites you with ALL the spoilers and Jason gets so mad that he explodes.

I blink back into reality and throw the exploding Jason at UF, and then blink out of reality again.

the UF backhand slaps Jason into you before you blink out, you have successfully brought someone out of reality with you!

I take my chance without the serious guys to throw the UF through the moon!
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:37 pm

You cannot pick up the UF without the power bracelet



I throw the UF to a clone of myself which detonates
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby CrookHookGames » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:13 pm

the uf is immune to explosions



I turn the uf into a banana
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:16 pm

nothing happens

wait



TONS OF MINIONS START RUNNING TOWARDS THE UF, YELLING "BANANA"
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby tyrantlemon55 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:40 pm

The sheer amount of cancer concentrated within the minions revives the UF, who blasts them all into infinity.


A genocidal teddy bear puts the UF into a rocket and sent him into space. I know the rocket is unbreakable and that the UF will burn up upon re-entry. If that does not work, then at least his body will melt into butter (look it up, it's technically possible due to centrifugal force).
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:44 pm

UF copies me and blinks out of reality and then back again safely.

I have a long talk to UF about his behaviour.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:38 pm

he slaps u


Nick bans the UF
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sat Dec 02, 2017 6:05 pm

JasontheBasin wrote:he slaps u


Nick bans the UF

Nick IS the UF

I spin right round baby right round like a re- you get the idea, spin to defeat the UF.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:16 am

he stops you from spinnign.


TOO BAD

WAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:19 am

UF already destroyed Waluigi back in the year 0000.

Waluigi comes back and it's
WAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:18 pm

Noggy05 wrote:UF already destroyed Waluigi back in the year 0000.


Noggy05 wrote: Waluigi comes back and it's
WAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:47 pm

JasontheBasin wrote:
Noggy05 wrote:UF already destroyed Waluigi back in the year 0000.


Noggy05 wrote: Waluigi comes back and it's
WAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:48 pm

Noggy05 wrote:
JasontheBasin wrote:
Noggy05 wrote:UF already destroyed Waluigi back in the year 0000.


Noggy05 wrote: Waluigi comes back and it's
WAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life? don't think I'll get one. Trump's gonna make em too expensive before I manage to get one. I'll pass up the chance for one.
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Re: Ultimate Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:58 pm

JasontheBasin wrote:
Noggy05 wrote:
JasontheBasin wrote:
Noggy05 wrote:UF already destroyed Waluigi back in the year 0000.


Noggy05 wrote: Waluigi comes back and it's
WAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Do you think we should stop with Waluigi now?)
JasontheBasin wrote:OK
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