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Dead Page
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Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:40 amby TurtleDuDe48
SO. in a land Far, Far away. There is a place known as Far, Far off-Topic. It seems it is dead.
Lets bump and poke it and try to get it back to life.
(just do something and ill make it work. or make it worse.)
Re: Dead Page
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Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:09 pmby TurtleDuDe48
"pokes the dead page"
Nothing happens. You just poked a dead page. great job. What do you want a trophy?
Re: Dead Page
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Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:14 pmby SteveTheNerd
Pulls out a match.
"Well, if it's dead, we may as well cremate it."
Re: Dead Page
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Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:58 pmby TurtleDuDe48
SteveTheNerd wrote:Pulls out a match.
"Well, if it's dead, we may as well cremate it."
'
The page is dead.
it doesnt know whats happening
Re: Dead Page
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Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:55 pmby SteveTheNerd
"So lets set it on fire then."
Re: Dead Page
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Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:11 pmby TurtleDuDe48
SteveTheNerd wrote:"So lets set it on fire then."
you've set the page on fire.
its a bunch of ashes now. You've burnt my dreams and this page. great job. heres a trophy
Re: Dead Page
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Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:23 pmby SteveTheNerd
Turns out only some of it got set on fire, and that was the first topic on page 10.
Re: Dead Page
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Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:27 amby GreatRancher
Deletes the Far, Far Off-Topic Page and it dissapears on the void.
Re: Dead Page
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Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:05 amby SlimeRancherKay
Tries to Stab the page but ends up stabbing the pc screen
Re: Dead Page
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Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:11 amby DarkCreature97
Throws acid on the page. Makes a big bang and the page starts to come to live.
Re: Dead Page
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Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:47 amby TurtleDuDe48
GreatRancher wrote:Deletes the Far, Far Off-Topic Page and it dissapears on the void.
Now the far off topic page is in the void
SlimeRancherKay wrote:Tries to Stab the page but ends up stabbing the pc screen
HAWHAW #onecomment=onehappyandnotdeadpcscreen
DarkCreature97 wrote:Throws acid on the page. Makes a big bang and the page starts to come to live.
with the power of love , it has come back to life, and it has no good intentions. ;))
Re: Dead Page
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Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:53 amby SlimeRancherKay
Throws air farts on the page :o
Re: Dead Page
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Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:33 pmby TurtleDuDe48
SlimeRancherKay wrote:Throws air farts on the page :o
it aggressively explodes diarrhea onto your face with a disapproving father face
Re: Dead Page
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Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:52 pmby SlimeRancherKay
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Nuuuuu I totally have diarrhea all over my face, welp time to shoot the thread pew pew pew!
Re: Dead Page
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Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:10 amby GreatRancher
The void where the Far, Far Off-Topic is also disappears and also the nothing.
Re: Dead Page
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Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:31 amby SlimeRancherKay
GreatRancher wrote:The void where the Far, Far Off-Topic is also disappears and also the nothing.
Re: Dead Page
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Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:53 amby Java
yess lets blow up everythign
Re: Dead Page
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Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:39 pmby TurtleDuDe48
SlimeRancherKay wrote:image.jpeg
Nuuuuu I totally have diarrhea all over my face, welp time to shoot the thread pew pew pew!
You, you killed the page D::
Java wrote:yess lets blow up everythign
You blew up the dead page.
its broken pieces and entrails leak every where.
You've exploded the page
;(
Re: Dead Page
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Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:00 amby SlimeRancherKay
Embalms the page by drenching it in formaldehyde!
Re: Dead Page
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Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:30 amby TurtleDuDe48
SlimeRancherKay wrote:Embalms the page by drenching it in formaldehyde!
what was that gonna do? its body already Exploded and you just drenched it entrails with formaldehyde.
You get a passive aggressive trophy from disapproving father
Re: Dead Page
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Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:25 pmby SlimeRancherKay
Well at least the entrails are preserved, as I intend to gather the entrails together one by one in an attempt to make a half human half robot robotoid.
Re: Dead Page
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Tue Jun 20, 2017 12:16 amby TurtleDuDe48
SlimeRancherKay wrote:Well at least the entrails are preserved, as I intend to gather the entrails together one by one in an attempt to make a half human half robot robotoid.
TURNS OUT, Some guy Already did that before you
:LL
Something suspicious about him though, You gonna do anything about him?
Re: Dead Page
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Tue Jun 20, 2017 8:28 amby SlimeRancherKay
TurtleDuDe48 wrote:SlimeRancherKay wrote:Well at least the entrails are preserved, as I intend to gather the entrails together one by one in an attempt to make a half human half robot robotoid.
TURNS OUT, Some guy Already did that before you
:LL
Something suspicious about him though, You gonna do anything about him?
Hasta la vista baby!
Re: Dead Page
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Wed Jun 21, 2017 5:49 pmby TurtleDuDe48
SlimeRancherKay wrote:TurtleDuDe48 wrote:SlimeRancherKay wrote:Well at least the entrails are preserved, as I intend to gather the entrails together one by one in an attempt to make a half human half robot robotoid.
TURNS OUT, Some guy Already did that before you
:LL
Something suspicious about him though, You gonna do anything about him?
Hasta la vista baby!
Turns out now, youve got guts everywhere, and you dont know whos guts are the pages guts, man. whos gonna clean this stuff up
Re: Dead Page
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Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:58 pmby WOLRUS
*pokes dead page*
Wake up.
*dead page does not wake up*
*stabs dead page*
*shreds dead page*
*delicately disembowels and then cuts up entrails*
You didn't wake up...you never will now...