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Welcome to a poorly made revive post to The Rancher's Cookbook,

Rules and new stuff:

1. Now you can expand it to other people in other parts of the galaxy, (Such as Slime scientists, dishes from The Final War)

2. You must properly tag what type of universe your meal belongs to, (all slime rancher universe RPs fall into the same universe)

3. Think about what the Rancher (or person making the meal) can acquire. It's only a bad recipe if the people who make this could unrealistically acquire the ingredients (to expensive to import, extremely rare ingredient) This rule doesn't mean you can't make expensive meals, There is a difference between what a CEO can get, and what a Rancher can get. I eat 1000k newbuck omega roostro salad with quatuam paste from my marry sue quantaum slim OC

4. Have fun!

Bringing back an old classic!

Those Awesome Rainbow Rings

Ingredients

5-10 Odd onions
Flour
Milk
Hen-Hen Eggs
Primordy Oil

About
A bit bitter, a bit sour, a bit spicy, a bit sweet, this is a storm of flavors meant for daredevil ranchers who are always up for anything dangerous

Instructions

Cut the odd onions into rings and soak them in ice water for 1 hour, drain and pat dry with paper towels. Whisk 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons flour, milk, Hen-Hen Egg(s,) 2 Tablespoons Primordy Oil, and salt together in a bowl till smooth. Heat oil in deep-fryer or large saucepan to 375 Degrees F (190 Degrees C)

A new SPIN on the rings!

Smash a few quantum plorts into paste and mix the paste with the primordy oil before frying. This creates a special version that may or may not cause you to leave afterimages when you move quickly

Rancher's Hashbrowns:
Ingredients:
Oca Ocas
Salt
Butter
Pepper

Sweet Fruit Salad:
Ingredients:
Dressing:
Royal Jelly
Wild Honey
Refined Honey Plorts
Salad:
Mint Mangos
Cuberries
Pogofruit
Refined Puddle Plorts

Minty Smoothie:
Ingredients:
Mint Mangos
Refined Honey Plorts
Refined Puddle Plorts
Water

Odd Fries:
Ingredients:
Odd Onions
Oca Ocas
Salt
Carrot Oil
Crystal Slime Caves' Heated Water

Slima-Cola Quantum
A very popular drink, it was wildly known because how it glowed, it was banned because of unsafe use of quantum plorts

Ingridients

Slima-Cola Classic (A fine mixture of a honey plort and H2ohhhhhhh)

2 Phosphor Plorts (For that glow)

1/2 Quantum Plort (Keeping it to it's name)

all the factorys did is dissolve the plorts into the Drinks. after the recipe was leaked many fans of quantum starting making homemade versions of Quantum.

Plortapalooza Cake

1 Cuberry

2 Honey Plorts

2 Hen Hen eggs

1/2 cup butter

1 1/2 cup flour

1 cup baking powder

1/2 cup milk

The Homemade Recipe Trinity of Cooker Rancher

NAME:

[Hollyfruit Tutti Frutti]:A delicatessen made of fruits brought from the most well hidden places of the Far, Far Range and planted in the garden.

INGREDIENTS:

10 Pogofruits(Sweet)

Homemade Royal Jelly made with Honey Plorts(VERY SWEET)

2 Prickle Pears(Sour)

1 Phase Lemon(Acid)

4 Mint Mangos[Optional](Cold)

INSTRUCTIONS

All we have to do is cut the Pogofruits and the Mint Mangos, cut and squeeze the Phase Lemons, retire the spikes of the Prickle Pears, put a tablespoon of Royal Honey and you have a Hollyfruit Tutti-frutti, don't forget to put it in a bowl, and that's all, it works like a salad, bad tastier.

Name:

[The Infernal Juice]:A very very spicy drink that is not recommended to drink.

INGREDIENTS:

10 Boom Plorts(Spicy)

10 Puddle Plorts(Water)

Slime Fossil Salt(Salty)

1 Odd Onion(???)

1 Carrot

1 Parsnip

1 Meteor Plort(INFERNO)

INSTRUCTIONS

Get a glass and put in it the Puddle and Boom plorts, mash them and you'll get a red water. Add the carrot and the parsnip, but mash and cut them before. Do the same to the Odd onion. Smash the Meteor Plort and add it with the salt. This drink is not recommended for things that aren't Boom, Meteor and meat eater slimes, that includes Rancher. There are people that even burst with this drink, It's so lethal that Tarrs run when they see it.

Name:

[Roasted Roostro with Oca Ocas Fries]:Did you saw the Turkuoises and the Great Potatoes?No?Huh...well...

INGREDIENTS:

Dead Elder Roostro

5-20 Carrots.

Oca Ocas

Lava Dust

Slime Fossil Salt

Primordy Oil

INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE ROASTED ROOSTRO:

Buy in a meat shop a Roostro(Is better if it is Elder). Put it on the oven(The temperature and the time changes with every factor, even age of the Roostro so it isn't sure how many time do you have to do it)for aproximately 2 hours in 350 Degrees. Then cut it...but is not that simple, Idk, I difn't understand what Cooker Rancher Slimevision Program said, I'm not a chef. But serve the fries with the roostro

Instructions for the Oca Oca fries:

Cut the Oca Ocas, put them in a fryer for 15 minutes on 180-200 Degrees and then...then...huh...well, eat'em...I give up, bye.

Rancher's Hash Browns and Eggs

2 Oca Oca Bunches

2 Hen Hen Eggs

That's it.


Instructions

Wash the Oca Ocas thoroughly, and then shred them finely. Spray some nonstick spray on a frying pan, heat the stove to medium, and put them in. Meanwhile, crack the eggs over another pan. Leave them on for about 5 minutes, occasionally stirring the Ocas, and enjoy your classic Rancher breakfast.