by GreatRancher » Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:31 am
The Homemade Recipe Trinity of Cooker Rancher
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[Hollyfruit Tutti Frutti]:A delicatessen made of fruits brought from the most well hidden places of the Far, Far Range and planted in the garden.
INGREDIENTS:
10 Pogofruits(Sweet)
Homemade Royal Jelly made with Honey Plorts(VERY SWEET)
2 Prickle Pears(Sour)
1 Phase Lemon(Acid)
4 Mint Mangos[Optional](Cold)
INSTRUCTIONS
All we have to do is cut the Pogofruits and the Mint Mangos, cut and squeeze the Phase Lemons, retire the spikes of the Prickle Pears, put a tablespoon of Royal Honey and you have a Hollyfruit Tutti-frutti, don't forget to put it in a bowl, and that's all, it works like a salad, bad tastier.
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[The Infernal Juice]:A very very spicy drink that is not recommended to drink.
INGREDIENTS:
10 Boom Plorts(Spicy)
10 Puddle Plorts(Water)
Slime Fossil Salt(Salty)
1 Odd Onion(???)
1 Carrot
1 Parsnip
1 Meteor Plort(INFERNO)
INSTRUCTIONS
Get a glass and put in it the Puddle and Boom plorts, mash them and you'll get a red water. Add the carrot and the parsnip, but mash and cut them before. Do the same to the Odd onion. Smash the Meteor Plort and add it with the salt. This drink is not recommended for things that aren't Boom, Meteor and meat eater slimes, that includes Rancher. There are people that even burst with this drink, It's so lethal that Tarrs run when they see it.
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[Roasted Roostro with Oca Ocas Fries]:Did you saw the Turkuoises and the Great Potatoes?No?Huh...well...
INGREDIENTS:
Dead Elder Roostro
5-20 Carrots.
Oca Ocas
Lava Dust
Slime Fossil Salt
Primordy Oil
INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE ROASTED ROOSTRO:
Buy in a meat shop a Roostro(Is better if it is Elder). Put it on the oven(The temperature and the time changes with every factor, even age of the Roostro so it isn't sure how many time do you have to do it)for aproximately 2 hours in 350 Degrees. Then cut it...but is not that simple, Idk, I difn't understand what Cooker Rancher Slimevision Program said, I'm not a chef. But serve the fries with the roostro
Instructions for the Oca Oca fries:
Cut the Oca Ocas, put them in a fryer for 15 minutes on 180-200 Degrees and then...then...huh...well, eat'em...I give up, bye.
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