A pointless debate

[SteveTheNerd]

Hello, I got bored and decided to start a topic.
In this topic, each week there will be a subject for debate. People can take post arguments for/against the topic, and at the end of the week, the people who haven't posted an argument may vote on who made the best argument. The winner will be able to choose the next topic.
Rules
1. Do not be rude.
2.You may only vote if you have not posted an argument on the current topic.
3. You may only post one argument or vote per topic.

The first topic will be: What is better? Cats or Dogs?

[TheGreciansHousehold]

Cats.

I mean, who doesn't like cats?
I guess there's demons and Adolf Hitler.
But they don't count!

All hail our furry overlords.

[TurtleDuDe48]

Clearly Dogs are better. they are "mans best friend" they are able to be trained. Dogs brains work similarly to a 2 year olds.

Clearly the better specimen if i do say so myself

[TheGreciansHousehold]

Clearly Dogs are better. they are "mans best friend" they are able to be trained. Dogs brains work similarly to a 2 year olds.

Clearly the better specimen if i do say so myself

You are quite clearly a dog yourself. You are hereby disqualified. Hsssss.

[SlimeCrafter]

Cats are pretty great
Dogs really are too
But if I had to say what's worse
Dogs sometimes smell like poo.

You might think cats are not too great
Cuz they always bring in mice.
But dogs actually bring in lots of frogs
And those are not too nice.

Sure a dog can play some games
Like fetch or tug-of-war
But since dogs can have rabies
Who's the best by far?

It's the cats!
Oh the cats!
Soft and fluffy
Cute and cuddly
Cats.

This concludes my poem/argument.

[SteveTheNerd]

But since dogs can have rabies
Who's the best by far?

(All mammals are capable of catching rabies.)

[Pokegreen]

Cats.
because BMD approves.
(BAD MONEY SLIME)

[greentitan]

dogs are better. they are much cuter and nicer and wont scratch you if you try to hug them

[TheGreciansHousehold]

dogs are better. they are much cuter and nicer and wont scratch you if you try to hug them

You are also a dog. You are hereby disqualified.
(P.s most cats won't scratch you if you hug them. They may if picked up though.)

[SteveTheNerd]

greentitan is not just a dog, he's a pug.

[bobschicken]

Lizards?

[greentitan]

HOW DARE YOU. I AM A TITAN, NOT A DOG, NOT A LIZARD. SOMEONE GET MY LOYAR. PREPARE TO BE SUED. thank you

[SteveTheNerd]

You spelt lawyer wrong.

[HappyBurgerMan]

You spelled "spelled" wrong

[greentitan]

You spelled "spelled" wrong

hahahaaahahaaaaaaa
you got him good
but you still will be sued

[SteveTheNerd]

You spelled "spelled" wrong

hahahaaahahaaaaaaa
you got him good
but you still will be sued

If you wanna sue me, sew me a hat.

[DinosaurSlime]

Turtles

Oh wait, that's not an answer?

too bad.

[greentitan]

You spelled "spelled" wrong

hahahaaahahaaaaaaa
you got him good
but you still will be sued

If you wanna sue me, sew me a hat.

jokes on you. I cant sew

[SteveTheNerd]

You spelled "spelled" wrong

hahahaaahahaaaaaaa
you got him good
but you still will be sued

If you wanna sue me, sew me a hat.

jokes on you. I cant sew

Then knit one instead.