On The Range: Free Range Frenzy! (Part 1)

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A rancher comes on to her ranch and saw that a pink slime out of his corral!
But, this slime isn't naughty. He was on a free range ranch!
A free range ranch is where the rancher only buys gardens in their plots and allows their slimes to roam free, we interviewed Sonja Summers, a recent "Free ranger" who was willing to talk about it. "Corrals are cramped and does not allow the slimes to be comfy! Why isn't it animal abuse? That is why i allow my slimes to roam free." We asked her about slimes and food, she replied with "I made a "Feeding pile" where all the slimes get food from, and i get fresh hen hens from local farmers, and grow the rest in gardens, and i am always vigilant when it comes to Tarrs,

While a free range ranch allows slimes to stretch their... bodies, our ranching expert Robson Hilligers, says it's bad for slimes and you.

The article advances on the next page.