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The game explodes.

No-one gets any reference you make.

Hey, you atleast accomplished your goal.


You lag to the point of being unable to post on the monomi park forums.

At least you have an excuse to buy a new computer.

You become a Cyberman.

m23u4yt8muriemfdksao82ji3r 8y2ur3jfq438t9jfsadih943htjfer9jt9834jt9 wrote:At least you have an excuse to buy a new computer.

You become a Cyberman.

This is not a bad thing, either.


you cant sleep even though jeff, the best sleep therapist is trying to help you

You don't like sleeping.

You fall down a staircase, break all your bones, and are dead.

you now get to party with your Mexican amigos in the land of the dead!!!


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It was a candy Nuke, it only turned the Earth into a more beatiful place.

Everybody dies from fatness and candy indigestion.

Thankfully those who are saved end up in perpetual paradise.

Slime Rancher falls into obscurity, the company goes bankrupt, they sell out to EA and EA turns it into a big money making franchise where they turn it into an incomplete game and sell the pieces as expansions for $10 each.

I buy Slime Rancher and sell it back to Monomi Park and donate a lot of money and I tell everyone I know to buy the game.

All the oceans and land are filled with pollution, making Earth inhabitable, and tech has not been invented to go to space, and no creature can adapt before they go extinct.

Everything does become extinct technically, but their spirits live on forever, even when the world gets destroyed their bodies can teleport anywhere, they can astral project all over freely through the galaxy system with no worries! Everyone can fly now!

Just prior to the mass extinction the world gets massive pustules all over, painful painful blisters. The sun beats so hot the worlds people turn into walking lobsters. Not only that but another massive chemical explosion like Chernobyl happens and it creates a race of mongaloids. Frogs, locusts, and the plague are rampant, the majority of the world contracts Ebola, massive diarrhea ensues! Bill gates dies... That dude who created FB dies... they contracted thee Ebola and crapped themselves to death, in fact bill gates gassed himself to death with his own farts. Everywhere anyone goes there's a vapor of stench.

It ended up being just a Fanfiction of Harry Poter on Armageddon 64 with cheese and was develop by Spongebob.

Everybody turns into memes, good memes, bad memes, and god who knows.

Even the bad memes had their place in society, those who created the memes got known and their memes were used so that's all that matters. Sort of like the VA news caster shooting meme, they used the original DOOM look overplayed over all of that and even though it was bad / too soon it took off.

The US gets attacked by NK, California gets it first, they fall into the ocean, then DC gets attacked, during the ensuing war a fault line causes massive earthquakes to occur which splits the US in about 4 sections, Mother Nature gets POed and twisters and massive hail balls shoot forth from the fury and destroy homes, cars, etc. The previous earthquakes cause massive tidal waves - one tidal wave / hurricane wipes out NY toppling the Statue of Liberty. Most people run for the hills and mountains, only to be met with rock slides as the mountains quake. Super huge tornadoes that made it through and over the mountains by going across certain parts eradicate everyone in their path. People run for cover in caves only to have the caves CAVE in on them and collapse crushing them under the mighty weight of the rocks. During all of this those who do survive are left wondering where is so and so? why are they missing? Their clothes are here but they've just vanished! did an alien abduction occur? Then aliens come down from the sky, but are they really aliens? Who knows but ugly ghastly and scary beings one day later on take over, they sweep over the earth obducting everyone in their path as a slave for their gruesome experiments. The government has called for peace with thee aliens, and for a time prior to their initial abductions it seemed like the aliens were helpful, after all it was they who gave us all the technological advances we have today from the invisibility cloak, to HAARP, to CERN and so forth. But in thee end the aliens were bad, they ravage and rip apart the government making them bow down to them. Soon a master being sets on the throne and that being demands total obedience and loyalty. Those who obey are rewarded for a time, those who disobey are destroyed, those who seek their life lose it, those who lose their life will gain new life eternal. Armageddon.

Those who do gain new eternal life, which should be basically everyone since they eventually die, everyone just re-incarnates in a similiar planet like Earth and re-builds society.

The most recent post hasn't god a negative oration so its possitive.

You have to listen 23 hours and 59 minutes of your life on Mondays Turn Down For What, Tuesdays John Cena Looped, Wednesdays Running in the 90's, on Thursdays Breadwinners Intro Extended, on Fridays a episode slowed down of Teen Titans Go, on Saturday River Twygz Bed and Cave of the Past, and on Sundays Blast Processing(Is that negative?No?).

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After 3 hours passed, you lose your sanity and start liking these songs. :>


Butterflies are replaced with multiple Navis. (Navi's? Navi? That fairy from the Legend of Zelda.)
Everyone is now being constantly annoyed.

HEY LISTEN!Now everybody has a(sometimes annoying)guide. Now we're safe!No more robbers, no moar war(But is a lie, or Lays, how you want to say it)

Everytime you walk in real life more than 5 steps a digital ad appears.

Atleast it's not happening to everyone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


All downloads of Slime Rancher disappear and everything related to it and monomi park disappears. The only thing left is this forum, where everyone is left confused.

It was a dream!But then you realise your dream was a dream!But it was a dream of a dream of a dream!(I hate this on histories)

Miitopia is cancelled(;-; Y(Bad pun relating Y and Why), nintendu senpai)

It was an April Fools joke even though it wasnt even April.

All your slimes disappear.

They were on vacation and came back

All of your friends and family die and you're immortal.

You hated humanity in general and you were just acting when you "cared" for them. Also, now that you're immortal you can kill everyone. :D


You are stuck in a 0.3 femtosecond loop.