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THE ALMIGHTY CAKE OF 91739179290 IBS THAT UNITES FOOD TERRAINS WITH NIGHTOPIA HAS BEEN EATEN!!!

At least the person that ate it is dead, because it is not humanly possible to fit that much food inside yourself.


New Slime Rancher Update: All Slimes are now Tarr. You can no longer get Newbucks, and any Newbucks you had previously are gone. All ranch structures and gadgets are gone, and all Plorts and materials in the refinery are gone.

This was a temporary mistake made by Monomi Park Forums and they announce that it will be fixed 1 day after.



You dont like eating food, to a point to which you'll starve to death.

You decide to go to a doctor to cure your anorexia.

You smell.

You decided to break your nose so that you couldnt smell your own smell, and therefore it is no longer a problem to you now.

You joke about cancer because you find it funny and now everyone hates you(?).

You can finally live in a log cabin alone in the woods with your dog by your side.


You realize you cant play slime rancher anymore or post on the forums

You are sad for some while, but your nearby friends help you out and you build up the encouragment to start working out a little bit more with the new time you have.


You forget how to type, or spell. The only font you know is Wingdings and you can only speak in bird language.

You made good bird friends, and also, you befriend Gaster.

You have Bomberman Land Wii and no one plays it.

You sell it and get some money.

You can only walk in circles.

At least you never walk in squares.

You joke about cancer so much, that you get cancer.

Atleast you were aware of what you were doing and can finally die.

You can only walk in squares.

At least you can walk.

You can't walk.

Atleast you can crawl.

You cant crawl.

//or walk

A passing wizard gives you the power to fly.

You turn into a potato.

Atleast you're healthy.

You become an abused tabby slime that is never fed.

At least your not dead.

A volcano erupts underneath your house, melting and killing you.

Atleast you've always wanted to be killed by being melted.

You have uncontrollable screaming issues.

At least it's not uncontrollable diarrhea.

Every answer in 'Be as positive as possible' is 'At least ...'.

This is not a bad thing.

You have uncontrollable diarrhea.

You can use it to fly.

You become a turd.

I have no idea what a turd is.


You get invaded by memes.

The memes die after a week.

You are attacked by The Black Beast of Aaarrrggghhh!

The reason the Aaarrrggghhh is in its name is because it's dying and you sit ontop of a skyscraper hiding from it until it dies.


SilvaGunner gets copyright striked.

No oone notices, due to no one knowing who that it.

You are attacked by The Nights That Say Ni.

You emerge victorious from the fight.


Everyone is forced to play Paper Mario TTYD: Impossible Mode.


if you actually wanna play it, here's the rules (there's a whole series that does this so its possible)

- No partner upgrades
- No Heart Blocks or Inns
- No cooking
- No Items
- No Badges
- No special moves
- Only upgrade BP
- Only Superguard
- Don't switch partners during battle
- No Merlee Spell

(the link to the guy who did this: https://www.youtube.com/user/FATGUY703 )