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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:47 pm

GreatRancher wrote:Yes. It means Double Dice...(Probably)

You loose your lucky Red Dice.


You never had any red die, only blue die. (Die is plural for dice)

You get eaten by a Tarrasque.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby GreatRancher » Mon Mar 27, 2017 10:43 am

You died because you was poisoned and you died without any pain and the Tarr-asques died from it also.

I have lost my Dark Blue Dice.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Mon Mar 27, 2017 1:17 pm

You find it.

You become a Wererat.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby GreatRancher » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:12 am

You decide to don't do more fanart of it and it solves your problem.

John Cena IT'S KIDNAPPED!!
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:52 pm

He somehow doesn't not die.

You become a potted plant.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby BeatrixLeBeau » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:18 am

You are planted in a nice forest.

Vashta Nerada lay their eggs in you.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:15 am

At least you get to say "Who turned out the lights?".

You become a Siltheen skin suit.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby BeatrixLeBeau » Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:41 am

At least the writers get to make fart jokes...

The writers make too many fart jokes.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:12 am

BeatrixLeBeau wrote:At least the writers get to make fart jokes...

The writers make too many fart jokes.


They fart and explode.

Doctor Who gets cancelled.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby greentitan » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:30 am

uhhhhh...... I'm sorry, that's to terrible. I guess we don't have to worry about weeping angels haunting are dreams









the darleks take over the world and permanently kill the doctor
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby GreatRancher » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:42 am

You don't get the references and you alternatively get a skip of the positive answer and everything was solved the end
Roll Credits
Great Rancher
Worst Rancher
Carrot Rancher
Tech Rancher
Hen Rancher
GodBuild Rancher.

The roll credits of this positive answer are endless and are also divided by 0.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:03 am

There is no credits rolling, someone decided against it.

The Daleks take over the world and permanently kill the Doctor.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby CrazeePi » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:10 pm

Fine by me, can't be worse than how the world is going right now (aside from their extreme distaste for jobs in medical care).

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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:11 pm

You are a cool animal.

You discover that you're a slug.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby GreatRancher » Sun Apr 02, 2017 5:58 am

You discover that salt doesn't exists anymore, and everyone is a slug or snail also.

Someone forgot to put a negative sentence in this post.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:00 am

That in itself is negative, so it's a paradox, and paradoxes are cool.

You get stuck in a bootstrap paradox.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby Raxel920 » Sun Apr 02, 2017 7:56 am

At least you still exist.

Your whole ranch, which you had been working on for 150 days, gets completely destroyed by a meteoritr.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sun Apr 02, 2017 2:51 pm

You can rebuild it, and make it better.

You turn into a blue bunny.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby duskflower » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:40 pm

I'm 100% cuter now ^-^

A corgi is sad :c
(when are corgis ever sad?)
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:09 am

Now you can make a Corgi happy.
(Corgis are sad when their abused)

You become a cannibal.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby GreatRancher » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:45 pm

...that eats only chocolate humans that aren't even alive.

Everything disappears and it can't be restored so all turns black, but even black exist and nothing happens, you don't feel nothing and nothing will stop your pain, even magic or a positive post.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby HoneyTabby336 » Fri Apr 07, 2017 6:32 pm

It turns out it was all just a dream, like those cheesy science fiction movies.

You keep on dying, no matter what you do.
I'm not secretly a honey tabby largo using its squishy bottom to type in human language.

I'm also a big fan of roleplay!

I wonder why you're reading this big block of text. Are you bored?
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sat Apr 08, 2017 2:29 am

But to die you need to come back to life, so you are resurrected every time you die.

You turn into an Alligator Snapping Turtle.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby Ping » Sat Apr 08, 2017 6:22 am

You Like Turtles


You Have As Asperger's.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sat Apr 08, 2017 6:43 am

At least you don't have ass burgers.

You become a fox.
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