Be as positive as possible!

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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby HappyBurgerMan » Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:11 pm

Robbie Rotten is now the new president



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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:31 pm

You decide to stop watching Lazy Town, and decide to play slime rancher.

The sun explodes like the death star.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby HappyBurgerMan » Fri Feb 03, 2017 11:38 pm

You no longer have to stop playing Slime Rancher to get Vitamin D


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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:19 am

You can play video games forever, without ever being judged.



You become immortal, and watch as everything you have ever loved die and wither around you, and become depressed.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby DinosaurSlime » Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:11 pm

You remember that they move on to a better place, and you are happy again

You can't taste food
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby HappyBurgerMan » Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:01 pm

You don't have to be picky about food anymore



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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby ziulyx » Thu Feb 09, 2017 2:16 pm

You don't have to use your legs to walk.



you are stranded in an alternate universe where you are the only existing piece of matter
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:05 pm

At least nothing else matters!

Nothing exists.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby HappyBurgerMan » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:19 pm

You don't exist, and so you cannot feel the loneliness.




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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:35 am

At least you weren't born dead.


Your face and hands switch places, and your feet rotate 180 degrees and are stuck like that, and your in intense pain.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby HappyBurgerMan » Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:14 pm

You get millions of people to pay just to see you in your misery


You are literally just a head
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:31 pm

Luckily, you can also fly, so everyone loves you thanks to #OMGWTFFloatyHedd!

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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby JasontheBasin » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:10 pm

Someone preforms a satanic ritual and they revive nick, but he's for some reason colored angry red



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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Thu Feb 16, 2017 6:52 pm

He comes back as a ghost and continues from where he left.

JasontheBasin dies in a car accident.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby greentitan » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:59 am

now he can no longer irritate us with his memes



you explode (like the death star)
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby HappyBurgerMan » Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:28 pm

you are dead


you are forced to eat truckloads of dog poop
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby ziulyx » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:58 pm

At least it wasn't polonium.



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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby HoneyTabby336 » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:25 pm

Can't believe this is still alive!
It turns out to be just a fire wall that looks like real flames.

Everything dies
I'm not secretly a honey tabby largo using its squishy bottom to type in human language.

I'm also a big fan of roleplay!

I wonder why you're reading this big block of text. Are you bored?
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:23 am

Now there's nothing to annoy you.

Be as positive as possible dies.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby GreatRancher » Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:01 pm

But then a sequel is made!And a sequel of the sequel of the sequel!


100000000001 slimes each one with a different power invade all your ranch...lagging your computer so much than all the slimes get out of it and destroy all the world and eating every human and...HENS!!!NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:29 pm

Luckily, you installed a mod which allows you to wind back time, so you never had to deal with it.

You get a dog, which eats your soul.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby GreatRancher » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:34 am

But then, you reincarnate in a better place where you have luxury technology and hotels, also, all the people you loved are there too, looks like the dog did something.

Your computer falls into a virus without solution that destroys the galaxy and makes you stay in the limbo forever without solution, without saying you're lonely and doomed.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:02 pm

You realise that you should stop watching bad sci-fi movies.

A vampiric half dragon Tarrasque lich is comeing to kill all the things.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:20 am

An advert is not a valid response to what I said.
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Re: Be as positive as possible!

Postby GreatRancher » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:06 am

But you have a Giant Vampire Repelent made of Odd Onions and no one dies because the vampire dragon got scared of that ODD smell.

THERE IS A GOLD SLIME OPPOSITE TO YOU BUT YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING AND THERE ARE ONLY TARRS AND CHICKADOOS!!!(Real experience)
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