Sliming 101! (Some slime rancher school rp)

[HoneyTabby336]

Hmm.. Waffleton's?

[bobschicken]

(i wanted to do something like BOb but in reality it should be a single slime for rob)

[CrazeePi]

((I'm not saying he shouldn't have the first class, but Waffleton's class is slime-exclusive, so all the humans will have to go to some other class.))

[HoneyTabby336]

((Hmm.. Your right. Do we have any human teachers?))

[SquillionthGamer]

((Hmm.. Your right. Do we have any human teachers?))

((Hmm... idk. We should have some join))

[CrazeePi]

((We have Boom and that's about it.))

[HoneyTabby336]

((We really need some human teachers))

[TheGreciansHousehold]

((We really need some human teachers))

Ahem?

[HoneyTabby336]

((We really need some human teachers))

Ahem?

Sorry :P do you want to start?

[TheGreciansHousehold]

{Right. Yes.}

Good afternoon, students. My name is Mr Veridiaqua and today I will be teaching you the subtle art of plortonomics.

Plortonomics, or plortonomy, is the study of plorts, their pricing and their uses. Plorts are produced when a slime consumes any form of food that they can eat. Plorts are a massive part of civilisation in all parts of the Milky Way and Stella-Silvarum {The galaxy which contains the far far range} galaxies.

Plorts have many uses; take a step into the school toilets, and you can see that the soap is of pure bubble plort {Yes, I know it's fan-made but I had to use it}. Or, if you wish to glance upon our stationery, they are crafted out of pure blue metal, constructed of the blue plorts of the rock slime. Perhaps you will notice the KatPlort Energy Bars in our dispenser, coloured the shiny grey of tabby plorts. This makes some of them high in demand, some not, and, amongst the rarity of the plort and its delivery system, this is what defines their price on the plort market.

*Pulls out chalk*
Demand (a)
Rarity (b)
Delivery Quality (c)

a + ( b x ( c ÷ 7 ) ) = Plort Price

The prices of plorts fluctuate with their demand through time, although a price drop or rise is usually visual by a slight tilt in the plort price chart.

Your homework today is to map the plort prices in the last 5 years. Thank you for listening; I hope to see you again tomorrow!

[IceNova]

Cresnt burst through the door breathing heavily and covered in a couple hundred tiny cuts and scrapes and asks, "Am I late?"

[SquillionthGamer]

Good morning, my slime students. Wait... I don't have any students... (I seriously need slime students soon.) Oh well, I'm just going to help with another class then. Good thing I had no demonstrations planned.*jumps like a slime out room door, forgets to lock it.*

[HoneyTabby336]

I walked around seeing that everything is alright. I went into a classroom and saw a kid with scraps and bruises. I asked her, "are you okay? If you want, you can go to the nurse's office."

[IceNova]

"That might be best," wobbling a little trying to stabilize myself with a wall.

[HoneyTabby336]

"I'll take you to the nurse's office." Alyssa lead her to the office and went back to work.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

There was a sudden bang and hundreds of tiny shards of brick were flung into the air, embedding themselves into the desks where the students where hiding. A few boom slimes could be seen running away into the distance.

[HoneyTabby336]

Alyssa dialed the police and said, "help! A few boom slimes exploded our school!" A few minutes later, the police showed up. Alyssa pointed where the scene happened. The police uncovered the tracks and there were certain boom slimes at our school who exploded the school.

[bobschicken]

i show up in the slime class room donned in my trusty fedora, i come up and wait for the teacher to really do something

[HoneyTabby336]

i show up in the slime class room donned in my trusty fedora, i come up and wait for the teacher to really do something

I walked around and saw a new student. Excuse me, have you seen 2 boom slimes around here?

[bobschicken]

No, not really,

[SquillionthGamer]

i show up in the slime class room donned in my trusty fedora, i come up and wait for the teacher to really do something

Oh! A student! But aren't you a human? *looks closer* Wait, there's 3 of you? 3 slimes? Welcome! So our first lesson will be how ranchers expect us to be nice. Would any of the 3 of you like to say an answer of how we will be nice?

[HoneyTabby336]

I walked into waffleton's classroom. "Mr. Waffleton, have you seen 2 boom slimes around here? They have exploded on school property."

[bobschicken]

we believe that you shouldn't hit the rancher.

[SquillionthGamer]

we believe that you shouldn't hit the rancher.

Good, good.

[SquillionthGamer]

I walked into waffleton's classroom. "Mr. Waffleton, have you seen 2 boom slimes around here? They have exploded on school property."

Wait, what? Boom slimes did this? Were they students?