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Unfortunately, you lose control of these powers like the segments from the justice league cartoon where Superman and accidentally kill everyone you love.

Fortunately, you use magic to revive all of the people you accidentally killed.

unfortunately they only live for a year

Fortunately, you discover a "Live for 100 years instead of 1" potion.

Unfortunately it was poison and makes them mostly dead

Fortunately, they recovered completely in only 3 months.

Unfortunately universe implodes

Fortunately, it reforms into a better universe. And you and your family and friends are all there, too, safe and happy.

Unfortunately, this new universe is very incomplete. We will be back in the present day 13.8 billion years from now.

Fortunately, 13.8 billion years pass.

Unfortunately, I post both fortunately and unfortunately in the same post so I can start doing unfortunately.

Also Unfortunately, the Reality Hopping Gang is back to normal and is now chasing you in this universe.

Fortunately they are a bunch of bumbling idiots who can’t get anything done

Unfortunately, they were disguised as police officers so you somehow confused them for police officers. Somehow.

Fortunately, they begin to think they are police officers and try to bring you to jail but get caught by the actual police for being time bandits and are thrown in jail with you, where you proceed to tunnel out.

Unfortunately, they tunnel out with you.

Fortunately, the Reality Hopping Gang left behind top-secret info about their technology, and learned how to shut it off. They are now stranded in a dimension without the flow of time.

Unfortunately, their back up members save them and start chasing you, using a banana as a weapon. No, don't underestimate that banana.

Fortunately, a monke takes the banana and hits the back-up members with it.

(I'm doing unfortunately as well)

Unfortunately, the space-time continuum is completely unstable.m is completely unstable.letely ue-time contiuum is cnstablem is cablem tablih it.(I'm doing unfunateacll((Unuumoely, the stes baaaaaaaaa

Another forum game!

This game is called Fortunately, Unfortunately.

I will say a sentence, such as, "I got a new cat." The next person will say as example, "Fortunately the cat was calm." The next person will say, "Unfortunately, the cat's calmness was merely an illusion." and we continue so on and so forth!

Common rules apply.

Starting sentence: I won the lottery!

Fortunately, the lottery was for returning time back to normal!

Unfortunately, time froze for 5 seconds, with those 5 seconds never passing, because time froze.

Fortunately, time itself explodes and then the universe reforms.

Unfortunately, the "Related" forum game joins with this thread, causing an ice age. Saying something in the "Related" forum game (the rules don't change there) will add to this game while simultaneously saying fortunately/unfortunately.

Example: I said "wooly mammoth" in "Related", so you were ambushed by a group of them.

Fortunately, you escape to the Land of the Monomi Park Forums.

Unfortunately, you are now on the infinite space of the internet, lost in the infinite web of the net.

Fortunately, you escape and fall into a net.

Unfortunately there are huge bugs inside the net with you, and they keep telling puns.