Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:13 pmUnfortunately, millions of rabid Kerimtees are chasing the squeaky toys that are hitting you.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:13 pmRe: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:41 pmFortunately, you failed to explain what a Kerimtee is in this specific forum post, therefore they all disappear suddenly.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:59 pmUnfortunately, I summon billions of rabid clones of me that chase the squeaky toys that are hitting you.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:00 pmFortunately, they pick up the squeaky toys and put them somewhere else so you don't get hit.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:42 pmUgh, why do I have to be so NICE?
Unfortunately, they coronate you as their leader, which involves eating the uncookable, uncuttable, indestructible pufferfish which is still very alive and very poisonous. If you refuse to be their leader, they will throw you into a volcano.
Unfortunately, they coronate you as their leader, which involves eating the uncookable, uncuttable, indestructible pufferfish which is still very alive and very poisonous. If you refuse to be their leader, they will throw you into a volcano.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:23 amFortunately, they are too weak to throw you into the volcano.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:17 amUnfortunately, they can control the wind, and blow you into the volcano.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:18 pmFortunately, the volcano is actually a pillow fort lined with comfy pillows and water at the bottom.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 5:07 pmUnfortunately, the water is always boiling.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:56 amFortunately, you like boiling water.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:56 pmUnfortunately, you like (the verb) boiling water in a pot. But you do not like being boiled in (the noun) boiling water.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:41 amFortunately, the pillow fort stops you from hitting the boiling water.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:33 pmUnfortunately, they dissolve.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:13 amFortunately, the water cools off.
(FINALLY, I get to do a fortunately)
(FINALLY, I get to do a fortunately)
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:55 pmUnfortunately, it's now liquid nitrogen.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:39 pmFortunately, it's boiling liquid nitrogen.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:39 amUnfortunately, it all evaporates and you are left plummeting towards a bunch of pointy rocks.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 2:44 pmFortunately, pink slimes break your fall by clustering above the rocks.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 4:35 pmUnfortunately, the slimes are too squishy, and they practically turn into spikes.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:53 amFortunately, less squishy pink slimes brace your fall.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:50 pmUnfortunately, when they break your fall, they also break your back.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:07 pmFortunately, you drink some melk and you back heals.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:45 pmUnfortunately, the milk had spoiled a few years ago, somehow breaking your skull.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:17 amFortunately, your skull heals.
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 2:49 pmUnfortunately, you never drank milk, as I said, you drank MELK, which is a deadly poison as well as a skull healer.