Fortunately, Unfortunately

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:13 pm

Unfortunately, millions of rabid Kerimtees are chasing the squeaky toys that are hitting you.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Lionmeow » Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:41 pm

Fortunately, you failed to explain what a Kerimtee is in this specific forum post, therefore they all disappear suddenly.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Wed Nov 14, 2018 10:59 pm

Unfortunately, I summon billions of rabid clones of me that chase the squeaky toys that are hitting you.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby LuDroidman » Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:00 pm

Fortunately, they pick up the squeaky toys and put them somewhere else so you don't get hit.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:42 pm

Ugh, why do I have to be so NICE?
Unfortunately, they coronate you as their leader, which involves eating the uncookable, uncuttable, indestructible pufferfish which is still very alive and very poisonous. If you refuse to be their leader, they will throw you into a volcano.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby LuDroidman » Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:23 am

Fortunately, they are too weak to throw you into the volcano.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Lionmeow » Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:17 am

Unfortunately, they can control the wind, and blow you into the volcano.
If you think I am a tabby slime,
You are wrong.
I was eaten by one.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby LuDroidman » Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:18 pm

Fortunately, the volcano is actually a pillow fort lined with comfy pillows and water at the bottom.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Lionmeow » Sat Nov 17, 2018 5:07 pm

Unfortunately, the water is always boiling.
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You are wrong.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:56 am

Fortunately, you like boiling water.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:56 pm

Unfortunately, you like (the verb) boiling water in a pot. But you do not like being boiled in (the noun) boiling water.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:41 am

Fortunately, the pillow fort stops you from hitting the boiling water.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:33 pm

Unfortunately, they dissolve.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:13 am

Fortunately, the water cools off.
(FINALLY, I get to do a fortunately)
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby z0mbiesrock » Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:55 pm

Unfortunately, it's now liquid nitrogen.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:39 pm

Fortunately, it's boiling liquid nitrogen.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:39 am

Unfortunately, it all evaporates and you are left plummeting towards a bunch of pointy rocks.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Fri Nov 23, 2018 2:44 pm

Fortunately, pink slimes break your fall by clustering above the rocks.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Lionmeow » Tue Nov 27, 2018 4:35 pm

Unfortunately, the slimes are too squishy, and they practically turn into spikes.
If you think I am a tabby slime,
You are wrong.
I was eaten by one.
Tabby Slime wrote: Nya! *bounce* *bounce*

I can't get out of here...

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:53 am

Fortunately, less squishy pink slimes brace your fall.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Lionmeow » Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:50 pm

Unfortunately, when they break your fall, they also break your back.
If you think I am a tabby slime,
You are wrong.
I was eaten by one.
Tabby Slime wrote: Nya! *bounce* *bounce*

I can't get out of here...

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:07 pm

Fortunately, you drink some melk and you back heals.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Lionmeow » Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:45 pm

Unfortunately, the milk had spoiled a few years ago, somehow breaking your skull.
If you think I am a tabby slime,
You are wrong.
I was eaten by one.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:17 am

Fortunately, your skull heals.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Sat Dec 08, 2018 2:49 pm

Unfortunately, you never drank milk, as I said, you drank MELK, which is a deadly poison as well as a skull healer.
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