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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:02 pm
by CrazeePi
Fortunately, you grow and get revenge on everyone who hates you as you start World War III atop your giant laser shooting spider mech.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:46 am
by SupaGamaBoi
Unfortunately, that is not a good thing.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:03 am
by CrazeePi
Fortunately, it's good for you as you get revenge, have a giant laser shooting spider mech, and are allowed to twirl your mustache should you have one.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:24 am
by QuantumTangle23
Unfortunately, a band of superheroes destroy your spider mech and you fall into a deep hole.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:16 pm
by GoldenLucky99
Fortunately, they all get brainwashed and love you, so they help you out of the hole.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:03 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
Unfortunately they recognize the mustache of evil, and hate you again. They also rip off your mustache in spite just for good measure.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:33 pm
by CrazeePi
Fortunately, without your mustache, they do not recognize you anymore and the brainwashing works again.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:55 am
by SupaGamaBoi
Unfortunately, a bottle of hair grow spray falls onto your face. You grow back the mustache and they recognize you again.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:44 am
by GoldenLucky99
Fortunately, a shaver falls on your face. (You can see where this is going.)

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:00 am
by CrazeePi
Unfortunately, the heroes see it happen, meaning they're now able to recognize you without your mustache.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 5:15 pm
by GoldenLucky99
Fortunately, the cycle goes on and on and everyone gets bored, so they leave.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:01 am
by SupaGamaBoi
Unfortunately, they come back later.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:09 am
by CrazeePi
Fortunately, you upgrade your brainwashing abilities, meaning they won't rebel even if they recognize you.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:04 am
by GoldenLucky99
Unfortunately, you brainwash yourself, so now you have amnesia.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:21 pm
by QuantumTangle23
Fortunately, you become a superhero as you ride your spidermech to destroy evil monsters.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:57 am
by GoldenLucky99
Unfortunately, both Batman and Spiderman sue you.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:52 pm
by CrazeePi
Fortunately, you destroy them and regrow your mustache, allowing you to be a mustache twirling Gillian again.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 12:01 pm
by Raxel920
Unfortunately, your mustache is now big and bushy and un-twirlable.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 4:02 am
by QuantumTangle23
Fortunately, you shave your mustache, and it's back to normal.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 4:02 pm
by GoldenLucky99
Unfortunately, you cannot twirl a mustache now.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:04 am
by Raxel920
Fortunately, you can twirl other people’s mustaches.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 11:01 am
by GoldenLucky99
Unfortunately, that's just weird.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 7:27 pm
by LuDroidman
Fortunately, you travel back in time to where you now owe $75,000,000 to a reality-hopping gang called the Dun Duns, and you pay off the debt, but you still have $25,000,000 to spare.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:07 am
by GoldenLucky99
Unfortunately, some other time traveling gang sues you for traveling back in time. Now you owe them 1 quadrillion dollars.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:59 pm
by LuDroidman
Fortunately, you win another lottery, get 2 quadrillion dollars, pay off the debt, and have 1 quadrillion dollars to spare.