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Fortunately, you go through the rift that the banana made!

Unfortunately, the rift then betrays you, and traps you in-between dimensions. Again.

Fortunately, another rift appears!

Unfortunately, you realize there never was a banana and you're back on the ranch.

Fortunately, you teleport back to the start of the forum game!

Unfortunately, you now owe a reality hopping gang $75,000,000 again.

Fortunately, you are nice and destroy the evil slimes.

Unfortunately, that has nothing to do with anything and I have no idea what you're talking about.

Fortunately, the reality hopping gang are nice and let you off the hook.

Unfortunately, you're pushed back to the very start of the forum game. No gang, no anything, just you winning the lottery.

Fortunately, the lottery was for 100,000,000 dollars!

Unfortunately, through a series of events you now owe a reality hopping gang $75,000,000 and they're definitely not a nice gang and will make sure you pay one way or another.

Fortunately, you escape to the past!

Unfortunately, you go too far and go back before you were made, so you create a paradox.

Fortunately, the paradox ends because some random entity warped time so it's normal now.

Unfortunately, that means you owe the reality hopping gang $75,000,000 again.

Fortunately, you play the lottery again and you won 100,000,000 dollars again!

Unfortunately, you still owe a reality hopping gang which I just named the 'Papa Ningus' $75,000,000.

Fortunately, "Papa Ningus" lets you off easy with your debt only being one cent.

Unfortunately, that was a different reality hopping gang and you still owe $75,000,000 to another gang that'll never forgive you.

Fortunately, the Papa Ningus help you, because it was the real reality hopping gang that weren't nice, but the Papa Ningus would help you. They give you back the money, assuming it was an honest mistake, and you pay the real gang: The Dun Duns

EDIT: where do I keep getting all these weird names for reality hopping gangs?

Unfortunately, since you gave them one cent they gave you back one cent, which is not nearly enough to pay the Dun Duns off.

Fortunately, the Papa Ningus are generous, and give you 99 trillion dollars.

Unfortunately, it is 99 Trillion dollars of Moon money, which is worth one cent on earth.

Fortunately, the Dun Duns also accept moon money.