Fortunately, Unfortunately

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:34 pm

Wait..... Does that mean you are born as a cat or...
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Fortunately, the construction worker decides to keep you and your cat family safe and happy.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:01 am

Noggy05 wrote:Wait..... Does that mean you are born as a cat or...
Never mind.

Fortunately, the construction worker decides to keep you and your cat family safe and happy.

M8 you just did 2 fortunatelys in a row
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:35 am

...Ok then.


Unfortunately the construction worker's son is allergic to cats, so he throws you in the wild.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:10 pm

Fortunately, the construction worker's son becomes a doctor and revolutionizes medicine, so much so that he eradicates allergies, including his own.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:59 am

Unfortunately there's side effects. He turns into a dog, and starts chasing you.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:46 pm

Unfortunately, he forgot to make himself unallergic to dogs, meaning he always has allergies.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:44 pm

Fortunately, you never really cared about him anyway.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:54 pm

CrazeePi wrote:Unfortunately, he forgot to make himself unallergic to dogs, meaning he always has allergies.

YOU DID TWO UNFORTUNATELYS IN A ROW
Y O U M O N S T E R
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:19 pm

SupaGamaBoi wrote:
CrazeePi wrote:Unfortunately, he forgot to make himself unallergic to dogs, meaning he always has allergies.

YOU DID TWO UNFORTUNATELYS IN A ROW
Y O U M O N S T E R

YOU THE MONSTER
I WANTED TO POST SOMETHING
BUT ALL I HAVE TO POST AGAINST IS MYSELF
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:39 pm

Unfortunately you are still being chased by the dog...
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:08 pm

Fortunately, you are a cat and can climb walls, so you escape.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:30 am

unfortunately, the dog can climb too
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:22 pm

Fortunately, the dog loses footing and falls into a dumpster. All the bacteria in the dumpster destroy the immunity and the side effects, so the dog turns back into the construction worker's son.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:28 pm

Unfortunately, he still has the mind of a dog and continues to chase you.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrookHookGames » Sat Mar 03, 2018 11:17 am

Fortunately, he is become good doggo
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:57 pm

Unfortunately, he's actually a god dog, not a good dog, and can now chase you until the end of space and time.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:41 am

Fortunately you duck into an open window and the dog loses you.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:26 am

Unfortunately there’s another stray dog.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:59 pm

Fortunately, it is dead and you don't care for dogs.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:30 pm

Unfortunately, the god dog comes by and brings the dog back to life.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:13 pm

Fortunately, the god dog dies in the process. The stray dog weeps himself to eternal sleep over the death of his god.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:47 am

Unfortunately, the construction worker joins in and they both swear to avenge this by killing all cats.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:31 pm

Fortunately, cats have 9 lives.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:48 pm

Unfortunately, the construction worker kills all of them.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:49 pm

Fortunately, the construction worker feels sorry and gives the cat ∞ lives.
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