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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:36 pm
by GoldenLucky99
Fortunately, the soysauceinists drown in a tub of soy sauce.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:11 am
by CrazeePi
Unfortunately, the soy sauce was radioactive and they come back to life as soy sauce zombies for some reason unrelated to the radioactive soy sauce.

They drag the lungless reality hopping gang, Rotom, and the spambot into the soy sauce so that they become soy sauce zombies too.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:43 pm
by QuantumTangle23
Fortunately, you find a portal to another dimension where everything is just happy slimes!

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:33 pm
by GoldenLucky99
And tarr.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:28 pm
by CrazeePi
Unfortunately, you didn't post unfortunately so you got ignored.

Also, the soy sauce zombies follow you through the portal and turn all the slimes into more soy sauce zombies.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:04 pm
by tyrantlemon55
fortunately, a portal opens, and all of Asia's population appears with an unlimited supply of rice bowls. They capture the soy zombies and put them on rice.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:39 pm
by CrazeePi
Unfortunately, the soy sauce zombies escape from their rice prison and turn the asians into soy sauce zombies who quickly surround you.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:33 am
by QuantumTangle23
Fortunately, it's morning, so the zombies burn up.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:52 am
by CrazeePi
Unfortunately, the lungless soy sauce zombie gang happened to steal your sunscreen back in your dream within a dream and use it on all the soy sauce zombies.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:11 am
by ILoveTurtles891
fortunately, sunscreen does not help

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:42 pm
by CrazeePi
Unfortunately, this is dream sunscreen which does help.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:45 am
by RadSlime3000
Fortunately, you happened to be trapped by soy sauce zombies in the asian's R.I.C.E turret test chamber, meaning you are now armed with a high-power rice ejecting turret, putting all the Soy Sauce zombies on rice.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:35 am
by ILoveTurtles891
unfortunately it is fake

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:31 am
by GoldenLucky99
Fortunately, the rice is real and apparently the soysauceinists love rice and you live happily ever after.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:49 am
by z0mbiesrock
Unfortunately, the soy sauce is actually Soy Milk, conveniently placed on a pedestal in a room containing the Zodiac symbol for Libra that is on another pedestal. Touching one of the pedestals causes the other to disappear along with what was on it.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:49 am
by CrookHookGames
Fortunately, life doesn't matter anyway

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:00 am
by GoldenLucky99
Unfortunately, all the soysauceinists are named Life, and beat you to deaths because you said that they don't matter.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:53 pm
by Noggy05
Fortunately, all the soysauceinists are weak and can't hurt anyone.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:30 am
by CrazeePi
Unfortunately, that's just talking about the soysaucinists. All the other soy sauce (soy milk?) zombies are super strong.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:43 pm
by GoldenLucky99
Fortunately, I kno de wae.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 6:20 pm
by CrazeePi
Fortunately, the previous poster was immediately killed by the soy sauce zombies and everyone agreed the world was better off without that **** meme, and thus ignored this post along with the previous.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:38 pm
by QuantumTangle23
Unfortunately, You're cornered by the soy sauce zombies.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:03 pm
by Noggy05
Fortunately you have sushi to destroy them with.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 5:00 am
by QuantumTangle23
Unfortunately, Sushi just makes them stronger.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:08 pm
by Noggy05
Fortunately, you have weakening wasabi