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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:36 pm
by GreatRancher
Martra123 wrote:Unfortunately, they have to take a flight the next day and your other friend is still corrupting computers world-wide.

Fortunately, they find them on Albania and they get arrested 5ever.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:04 am
by Martra123
By the way, dont get confused with the two friends. The one who took the flight is the one helping you, not the criminal. Just letting ye know for a heads up.

Unfortunately, your criminal friend had joined a incredibly big group of criminals before he got arrested and now the high security prison that your criminal friend probably is in, is absolutely doomed. And you're the one who lives the closest to the prison. Far away, sure, but nearest compared to everyone else.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:32 pm
by DarkCreature97
Fortunately your criminal friend dies with a heart attack and a brain failure.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:59 am
by Martra123
Unfortunately, you no longer care about this and you sub-conciously question why.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:31 pm
by WOLRUS
Fortunately, now you are free of this terrible burden!

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:12 am
by Martra123
Unfortunately, these threads are starting to die...

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:29 am
by DarkCreature97
Fortunately i will not let that happen.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:07 pm
by kittymeowkub
Unfortunately there is an evil mastermind who loves the slime rancher forums and who is updating all other posts so this will be at the very bottom.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:12 pm
by TheGreciansHousehold
Fortunately he gets banned for necroing.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 6:29 am
by Martra123
Unfortunately he has an alt.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:57 am
by TheGreciansHousehold
Fortunately IP BAN

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:47 am
by bobschicken
Unfortunately, he switches internet providers, gets another computer, and makes another alt for the sole purpose of Necroing.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 1:55 pm
by JasontheBasin
fortunately I DONT GIVE A $#!^

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 6:06 am
by Martra123
Unfortunately, you die due to being too careless.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:03 am
by TheGreciansHousehold
Fortunately, the Devs of Life decide a permban was too harsh so you were unbanned after 3 days.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 7:49 am
by Martra123
Unfortunately, since you were resurrected you were able to tell the story of the afterlife followed by people thinking you were crazy, which is followed by you being put in a mental asylum.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:29 am
by DarkCreature97
Fortunately you hear a noise, like if someone is driving a huge space ship with it's brakes on. You turn around and you see a pink police box. It's the 13th Doctor.

The Doctor: Come on in, I'm here to help you escape!
You: *Walks into the TARDIS* *Looks shocked*
The Doctor: Are you OK?
You: The TARDIS...
The Doctor: Yes, What's wrong?
You: It's, it's pinker on the inside!

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2017 5:18 am
by Martra123
Unfortunately, you get a heart attack at that moment for no reason in particular.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:15 pm
by Raxel920
Fortunately, there was a broken wire hanging from the ceiling that acted as a defibrillator.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 12:10 am
by ArannRules
unfortunately your necro bumping

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 6:16 am
by CrazeePi
Fortunately, the Doctor attempts to turn you into a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man so you don't have to worry about the necro bumping.

Wait, that's a bad thing...

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:30 am
by Raxel920
OH NO

Unfortunately the Doctor doesn't have that power

Wait...

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:02 pm
by greentitan
fortunately I made time machine to help the doctor

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:34 pm
by TheGreciansHousehold
Unfortunately this causes a paradox as the TARDIS has an existential crisis.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:52 pm
by CrazeePi
Fortunately, this kills the Doctor before they can get their gun that turns people into wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube men and turn you into a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man.