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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:05 pm
by DarkCreature97
Unfortunately the big bang occurred and now u don't exist.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:49 am
by Martra123
Fortunately it was a theory that it occured and you still exist

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 12:24 pm
by SteveTheNerd
Unfortunately, being a slime, you don't understand the Big Bang at all, and science gives you a headache.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 7:48 am
by Martra123
Fortunately, there's a slime toy that a rancher left the other day and you play with it and you no longer have a headache.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 8:49 am
by SteveTheNerd
Unfortunately, the toy explodes.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 11:16 am
by Martra123
Fortunately, another one is nearby.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 11:24 pm
by Cheshire
Unfortunately, another slime steals your toy. :(

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:42 am
by DarkCreature97
Fortunately a slime scientist catches you. He experiments with you and now you are a human again.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 11:42 am
by SteveTheNerd
Unfortunately, the slime scientist tries to kill you.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 7:35 am
by Martra123
Fortunately, you kill him.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 9:35 am
by SteveTheNerd
Unfotunately, the police are now after you.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 9:40 am
by Martra123
Fortunately, you decide to bend reality and now you are after the police.

Back to the beginning.

PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 10:03 am
by CrazeePi
Unfortunately, as it turns out, they were chasing you to give you 75 million dollars they secured from a lungless gang and identified the money as belonging to you. Because of your careless bending of reality, you now have to give the police 75 million dollars (which you don't have) and you can't bend reality back.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 10:06 am
by SteveTheNerd
Fortunately, you cast wish and have 75 million pounds.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 12:47 pm
by CrazeePi
Unfortunately, the stars who granted your wish assumed by pounds you meant the American unit of weight and drop an object weighing 75 million pounds on your head.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:24 am
by DarkCreature97
Fortunately that object was a huge rock of gold which was worth 1 billion Euros and you use the money to pay back. And none robs the money.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:39 am
by CrazeePi
Unfortunately, they want dollars, not Euros, and you have no way of converting the Euros to dollars.

Also, the rock kills you when it hits your head since you didn't really do anything about that.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2017 10:08 am
by Martra123
Fortunately, you are freed from the debt by dying.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2017 3:23 pm
by Cheshire
Unfortunately... You are dead. This one's pretty obvious.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 2:08 pm
by SteveTheNerd
Fortunately, a passing wizard resurrects you.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 7:24 am
by Martra123
Unfortunately, the wizard tries to kill you after resurrecting you.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 8:51 am
by DarkCreature97
Fortunately you use the invisible cloth/cap (one of the deathly hallows) and you get away from the wizard.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 7:40 am
by Martra123
Unfortunately, you realize that your nokia phone has been broken!!!!

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 8:17 pm
by Cheshire
Fortunately, you were due for an upgrade anyways.

Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 4:23 am
by SquillionthGamer
Unfortunately, I have no idea what anyone is talking about so please ignore this.