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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:36 pm

Fortunately, the soysauceinists drown in a tub of soy sauce.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:11 am

Unfortunately, the soy sauce was radioactive and they come back to life as soy sauce zombies for some reason unrelated to the radioactive soy sauce.

They drag the lungless reality hopping gang, Rotom, and the spambot into the soy sauce so that they become soy sauce zombies too.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:43 pm

Fortunately, you find a portal to another dimension where everything is just happy slimes!
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:33 pm

And tarr.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:28 pm

Unfortunately, you didn't post unfortunately so you got ignored.

Also, the soy sauce zombies follow you through the portal and turn all the slimes into more soy sauce zombies.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby tyrantlemon55 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:04 pm

fortunately, a portal opens, and all of Asia's population appears with an unlimited supply of rice bowls. They capture the soy zombies and put them on rice.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:39 pm

Unfortunately, the soy sauce zombies escape from their rice prison and turn the asians into soy sauce zombies who quickly surround you.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:33 am

Fortunately, it's morning, so the zombies burn up.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:52 am

Unfortunately, the lungless soy sauce zombie gang happened to steal your sunscreen back in your dream within a dream and use it on all the soy sauce zombies.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:11 am

fortunately, sunscreen does not help
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby CrazeePi » Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:42 pm

Unfortunately, this is dream sunscreen which does help.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby RadSlime3000 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:45 am

Fortunately, you happened to be trapped by soy sauce zombies in the asian's R.I.C.E turret test chamber, meaning you are now armed with a high-power rice ejecting turret, putting all the Soy Sauce zombies on rice.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:35 am

unfortunately it is fake
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:31 am

Fortunately, the rice is real and apparently the soysauceinists love rice and you live happily ever after.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Postby z0mbiesrock » Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:49 am

Unfortunately, the soy sauce is actually Soy Milk, conveniently placed on a pedestal in a room containing the Zodiac symbol for Libra that is on another pedestal. Touching one of the pedestals causes the other to disappear along with what was on it.
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