Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

[tyrantlemon55]

He unzips himself and turns out to be a cheeto with a comb-over

I wish for continuity

[Naybob]

In ten seconds the universe collapes killing everything alive

I wish for a million kookadobas!

[TheGreciansHousehold]

You drown in kaboopadoos


I wish for everyone to become Donald Trump. That's gunna make some cool debates.

[GlaciumFracture]

You drown in kaboopadoos


I wish for everyone to become Donald Trump. That's gunna make some cool debates.

everyone has the same thoughts, and makes ALL the walls, without needing discussion.

I wish for MONEY!

[tyrantlemon55]

its only one cent

I wish for [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] on our planet.

[Raxel920]

The government finds out about your (REDACTED) and now all you say and do is censored with “(REDACTED)”.

I wish that I wasn’t always extremely tired.

[tyrantlemon55]

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[TheGreciansHousehold]

Unfortunately, the NSA found you and stopped you before you stole the declaration of independance.


BA DOOPA DOO DOO DOODOO DO
DO
DODO
DO-DO
DO-DODODO
DO DOO DOO
DOO DOOOOOOO
memes

[greentitan]

you did not actually make a wish so Ill just give you a scented candle

I wish for the world of skulduggery pleasant (its a book look it up) to be real AND I am a necromamcer
BEAT THAT (but seriously read the book its really good)

[TheGreciansHousehold]

Your face falls off and you can only resurrect old memes.


I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[GlaciumFracture]

Your face falls off and you can only resurrect old memes.


I wish for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

you get two number 8s, a number 10 large, a number 5 with extra dip, another number 8, and two number 46s.

I wish to deploy the bass.

[greentitan]

all your bass are belong to us (see what I did there)


I wish for a sandwich

[tyrantlemon55]

Your sandwich turns into Hilary Clinton.

I wish for all my enemies to be forced to walk barefoot on LEGOs for all eternity.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

Sure... flat-capped lego.


I wish that dog owners would accept their true masters and get some cats.

[GlaciumFracture]

Sure... flat-capped lego.


I wish that dog owners would accept their true masters and get some cats.

We've run out of cats man! and they're all MINE.

I wish for more cats

[greentitan]

NO! YOU GET PUPPYS


I WANT MY MANSION

[z0mbiesrock]

YOU GET EVICTED FROM YOUR HOME AND DON'T GET YOUR MANSION!

I wish I knew when Rob55rod and GBAura would release the Darkspore Audio Files.

[TurtleDuDe48]

not only did you learn about when it would be realeased, you learnt about the meaning of life. and when your gonna die. you became the smartest person in the world. and with all that information loaded up in your brain. you exploded before you could use your inteeligencckkeeeessss


i wish something bad happens to this wish

[CrookHookGames]

your wish gets eaten


I wish for more wishes

[z0mbiesrock]

Granted, but those wishes will never come true.

I wish for the cure to AIDS.

[tyrantlemon55]

Sure, but only Jared from Subway can afford it.

I W I S H F O R A E S T H E T I C.
I F E E L

[Noggy05]

Granted, but the aesthetic is so incredible that your brain implodes.

I wish for someone to post 'te amasin spoder-man' in huge font size, red, bold, italic and underlined.
No, actually, I mean it.
Include a photo pls!

[z0mbiesrock]

The Amazing Spider-Man

I wish for better Shiny luck.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

Sure - but it only works on Stantler.

I wish for 2.1 nanograms of botulinum.

[z0mbiesrock]

You are force-fed 2.1 spoonfuls of botulinum.

I wish Nintendo would ban all pirates of Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon.