Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Dec 25, 2016 4:43 pm

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:
greentitan wrote:you never stop laughing, run out of breath, suffocate and die
I wish slime rancher got an update every 5 seconds

This causes huge amounts of lag due to so many downloads to the point at which Steam sets off malware detectors and Monomi Park is fined so much that they are force to shutdown.


I wish that I had a 1-metre long pure white cat's tail (don't ask why).


Granted, but it has a mind of its own and it chokes you

I wish to be VILLIAN NUMBER ONE
Life? don't think I'll get one. Trump's gonna make em too expensive before I manage to get one. I'll pass up the chance for one.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby greentitan » Sat Dec 31, 2016 9:53 am

GRANTED. you get arrested and thrown in jail where villain number 2 beats you up






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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby SlimeCrafter » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:58 am

The information is far to much for your tiny brain, so it explodes.




I wish I was a DRAGON(and that I functioned normally in society and was accepted as a citizen)
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby SgtPugsly » Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:26 am

Sadly Jake 19th the Dragon slayer slaid you in return for 50 gold pieces so he can buy that piece of armor he needed to advance




I wish for world peas
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby SlimeCrafter » Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:33 am

Everyone in the world gets peas.


I wish for pie.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby JasontheBasin » Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:21 pm

You get pie, but sadly its not pie flavor

>insert ear raep here


I wish to not die
Life? don't think I'll get one. Trump's gonna make em too expensive before I manage to get one. I'll pass up the chance for one.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby SlimeCrafter » Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:26 pm

You die and in hell everyone plays all the earrape memes


I wish that you would tell me three things.
Are you a real villain?
Have you ever caught a good guy, like a... like a real superhero?
Have you ever tried a disguise?
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Mon Jan 09, 2017 2:41 pm

The questions are answered, all the answers being "nah". You are then forced into a dance and song of We Are Number One, by Robbie Rotten from lazy town.

I wish for a top hat.
Hello I am a horrible person. I like potatoes, hats, being a nerd, role-playing and planning my escape from Hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby greentitan » Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:05 am

you get a top hat

you look stupid and take it of





I wish for lasagne
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:10 am

you get lasagna, but it is stolen by Garfiled.


I wish for a video game reference.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby greentitan » Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:16 am

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
you got the worst one ever






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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby SteveTheNerd » Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:22 am

You get it, but as soon as it happens it blows your mind so much that your head explodes like the death star.




I wish for my wish not to be fulfilled.

(see if you can spot the Yogscast reference)
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby Martra123 » Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:24 am

Granted, but its fulfilled. HAhA, dID yOU juSt m Ak E a PArAdoX?



I wish to have a cookie jar.
I am bored to a certain extent.

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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby GameOver2017 » Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:18 am

The cookie jar is broken in half.

I wish all salt water to become fresh water
*Cute chick sounds*
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby JasontheBasin » Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:20 pm

granted but all fresh water is salt water so all of the fresh water and salt water fish die


I wish for my wish to not be fulfilled.
Life? don't think I'll get one. Trump's gonna make em too expensive before I manage to get one. I'll pass up the chance for one.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:55 am

Unfortunately Yogscast references aren't good enough and the almighty God of Squirrels bludgeons you to death with Sweden.

I wish for more Yeep Yeep
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby JasontheBasin » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:38 am

wish granted but its peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY peeY


I wish for my wish, and the next few wishes to not be granted
Life? don't think I'll get one. Trump's gonna make em too expensive before I manage to get one. I'll pass up the chance for one.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby z0mbiesrock » Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:58 am

This thread gets locked before more wishes can be posted.

I wish that this thread gets locked.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby WOLRUS » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:33 pm

Aaand a terrible person (namely me) sneaks in and unlocks it!

I wish...hey, duck.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sat Jul 08, 2017 6:27 am

You don't duck and get hit in the head with a train.

I wish for raisins.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Sat Jul 08, 2017 11:34 pm

Turns out, those raisins we're HERSHEY KISSES

DAmmit.


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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby SquillionthGamer » Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:35 pm

I decide not to be.

I wish that I have a quintillion dogs and enough food to feed them.
Guess who's back(back back)
Back again
Squill is back
Tell a friend(friend friend)
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby Virukino » Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:53 pm

Granted, but you get suffocated and die.

I wish for a box
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Jul 09, 2017 6:49 pm

Virukino wrote:Granted, but you get suffocated and die.

I wish for a box

you get bucket







I wish for :^)
Life? don't think I'll get one. Trump's gonna make em too expensive before I manage to get one. I'll pass up the chance for one.
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Re: Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

Postby z0mbiesrock » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:47 am

You become ^:\

I wish for dank memes.
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