Ruin-A-Wish Foundation aka be careful what you wish for!

[WOLRUS]

The dank memes swarm and suffocate you.

I wish...for a shard of the fabric of the universe. (Plenty of options invoving entropy, total destruction, paradoxes, and the universe imploding to work with!)

[JasontheBasin]

granted but a shard of the universe causes it to collapse because a shard is too much, you have to take a molekale of the universe

I wish for a stand http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Stand

[WOLRUS]

Granted, it trips, falls, and crushes you.

I wish for...ooh, is that a chicken?

[z0mbiesrock]

No, it's a PlSSED-OFF cassowary that's coming to slice your throat for "accidentally" touching one of its eggs!

I wish for Meteor Slimes to be fully implemented.

[Martra123]

Granted but it's just the scraps they had before that are broken.



I wish to have telekinesis.

[Raxel920]

Granted, but you can only move things at arm's length that are light enough for you to pick up.

I wish for my wish to be ruined.

[ArannRules]

Necro

[Raxel920]

Ohno
But I don't really see many new games being made here

I wish for my wish to be ruined.

[tyrantlemon55]

your wish was just granted

[Raxel920]

You didn't ask for a wish.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

i wish for russian spambots

[GlaciumFracture]

i wish for russian spambots

They speak english with proper grammar and spam only on the Febuary 29th.

I wish for the gilded ginger.

[z0mbiesrock]

It takes 12 hours for you to receive it, but by then the ginger has already rotted into uselessness.

I wish for a cure to AIDS.

[GlaciumFracture]

It takes 12 hours for you to receive it, but by then the ginger has already rotted into uselessness.

I wish for a cure to AIDS.

The cure for AIDS causes cancer.

I wish for people not to be idiots.

[greentitan]

everybody becomes super smart and suddenly your the idiot

I wish takeaway pizza was free

(IM BACK BOOOOOOOOYS)

[GlaciumFracture]

everybody becomes super smart and suddenly your the idiot

I wish takeaway pizza was free

Every takeaway pizza company goes out of buisness.

I wish I knew how to make the icons everyone else seems to have, even the guy I just ruined the wish of.

[z0mbiesrock]

You get VAC banned.

I wish for Darkspore to be playable again.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

Unfortunately, EA impales you with a bank note before you can finish your sentence.

I wish for the entire world's supply of marzipan.

[greentitan]

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED ( queue the worlds supply of marzipan crushing you )





I wish in and out burger would come to england

[tyrantlemon55]

It does not serve animal fries there.
I wish for no wishes.

[z0mbiesrock]

From now on, any wishes you make in the future will never be granted.

I wish for world peace.

[GlaciumFracture]

From now on, any wishes you make in the future will never be granted.

I wish for world peace.

world peace is achived by wiping out humanity, can't be wars if there is nobody to declare war, right?

I wish for friends.

[CrookHookGames]

your friends destroy your house

I wish for nothing bad to happen to anyone or anything

[z0mbiesrock]

Everything bad happens to YOU.

I wish we knew when version 1.2.0 will be out.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

You now know it: NEVER.

I wish for Crash Bandicoot to be president of the U.S.A.