Escape the Prison

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:49 pm

GoldenLucky99 wrote:The rocket crashes in the prison in Jupiter.

I am bold and eat an italian pizza and then undermine the prison to escape. Basically, I attack the guards with my bad puns.

The guards love bad puns.

I SUMMON JUNO the moon
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:48 pm

Uh, JUNO is Jupiter.

I esape by stealing the keys from the guards and unlock myself, then escape and never get caught.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Raxel920 » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:16 pm

Surprise, the key you stole was actually....


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...





A BOMB!!!!


I SCREAM AT THE WALLS AND DESTROY THEM, THEN SCREAM AT THE GUARDS AND DESTROY THEIR EARDRUMS!!!
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:46 pm

The guards remove your voicebox so you can no longer scream.

I summon JUNO the mo- er I mean Jupiter.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Apr 15, 2018 3:12 am

You summon Jupiter, but it's a gas so it doesn't break the prison.


I use a time machine to go back before there was prison, then live there.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:21 am

You get stomped on by a dinosaur.

I escape by escaping.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Sun Apr 15, 2018 3:46 pm

The guards catch you by catching you.

I get Dr D-S to save me.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Raxel920 » Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:03 pm

He tries to save you by using a chemical bomb to blow up the wall, but blows up you in the process.

I melt a hole in the wall with my melting thingamabobber.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:23 pm

Raxel920 wrote:He tries to save you by using a chemical bomb to blow up the wall, but blows up you in the process.

I melt a hole in the wall with my melting thingamabobber.

the melting thingamabobber melts, what did you think would happen?

I summon the zerg.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby JasontheBasin » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:17 pm

The UF constructs more pylons, meaning he defeats the zerg.


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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:08 pm

This is Escape the Prison, not UF.

I escape by eating my way out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Raxel920 » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:11 pm

You eat through the solid brick wall until you get extreme indigestion and explode.

I mind-control the guards and make them let me out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:52 am

Of your cell. To eat some bread. Then they throw you back in.

I escape by using the UUF to kill everyone except me. Then I escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:33 pm

The Ultimate Ultimate Fighter is so ultimate that he transcends to the 14th Realm, eradicating the universe and everything in it.

I have a nice chat over a cuppa with the prison and convince it to let me go.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby bobschicken » Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:57 pm

Your trying to have some tea with a prison building, at least the guards were nice to give you some tea...
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Raxel920 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:24 pm

You didn't try to escape.

I teleport back to my house.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SlimeCrafter » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:54 pm

Sir!
What is it?
The teleporter, sir...
Yeah?
It's jammed!
*tastes it* Raspberry! Only one person would dare give me the raspberry!

I use my stunt double to make a dramatic escape!
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:10 pm

Your stunt double is in the cell next to you.

I summon MERCURY, VENUS AND MARS to break me out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby BlanketPI » Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:10 am

Unfortunately, a mysterious someone rolls a golden apple inscribed "To the greatest" and then the three gods argue over who deserves it.

I take out a picture of my home and walk inside of the picture.

(Oh, and SlimeCrafter, my brother quotes that movie so often that even though I haven't seen it, I know that you're referencing it. Just don't turn plaid if you can help it.)
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:52 pm

But now you're in a picture, frozen, for eternity, until, well, the guards incinerate it and you.

Noggy05 wrote:Your stunt double is in the cell next to you.

I summon MERCURY, VENUS AND MARS to break me out.

I meant the planets.
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