Dead Page

Community discussion unrelated to Slime Rancher

Dead Page

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:40 am

SO. in a land Far, Far away. There is a place known as Far, Far off-Topic. It seems it is dead.
Lets bump and poke it and try to get it back to life.


(just do something and ill make it work. or make it worse.)
all credit for drawing the Crystal slime belongs to Hachiseiko.

And remember kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs.

;)
User avatar
TurtleDuDe48
Keeper
 
Posts: 352
Joined: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:54 pm
Location: sitting on a crystal slime painfully

Re: Dead Page

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:09 pm

"pokes the dead page"


Nothing happens. You just poked a dead page. great job. What do you want a trophy?
all credit for drawing the Crystal slime belongs to Hachiseiko.

And remember kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs.

;)
User avatar
TurtleDuDe48
Keeper
 
Posts: 352
Joined: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:54 pm
Location: sitting on a crystal slime painfully

Re: Dead Page

Postby SteveTheNerd » Sun Feb 19, 2017 11:14 pm

Pulls out a match.

"Well, if it's dead, we may as well cremate it."
Hello I am a horrible person. I like potatoes, hats, being a nerd, role-playing and planning my escape from Hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ
User avatar
SteveTheNerd
Keeper
 
Posts: 643
Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2017 7:50 am
Location: Hell, in the middle of a sea of magma, in a castle of brimstone in a prison cell. It sucks here.

Re: Dead Page

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:58 pm

SteveTheNerd wrote:Pulls out a match.

"Well, if it's dead, we may as well cremate it."
'

The page is dead.
it doesnt know whats happening
all credit for drawing the Crystal slime belongs to Hachiseiko.

And remember kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs.

;)
User avatar
TurtleDuDe48
Keeper
 
Posts: 352
Joined: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:54 pm
Location: sitting on a crystal slime painfully

Re: Dead Page

Postby SteveTheNerd » Tue Feb 21, 2017 11:55 pm

"So lets set it on fire then."
Hello I am a horrible person. I like potatoes, hats, being a nerd, role-playing and planning my escape from Hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ
User avatar
SteveTheNerd
Keeper
 
Posts: 643
Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2017 7:50 am
Location: Hell, in the middle of a sea of magma, in a castle of brimstone in a prison cell. It sucks here.

Re: Dead Page

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:11 pm

SteveTheNerd wrote:"So lets set it on fire then."


you've set the page on fire.
its a bunch of ashes now. You've burnt my dreams and this page. great job. heres a trophy
all credit for drawing the Crystal slime belongs to Hachiseiko.

And remember kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs.

;)
User avatar
TurtleDuDe48
Keeper
 
Posts: 352
Joined: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:54 pm
Location: sitting on a crystal slime painfully

Re: Dead Page

Postby SteveTheNerd » Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:23 pm

Turns out only some of it got set on fire, and that was the first topic on page 10.
Hello I am a horrible person. I like potatoes, hats, being a nerd, role-playing and planning my escape from Hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ
User avatar
SteveTheNerd
Keeper
 
Posts: 643
Joined: Mon Jan 09, 2017 7:50 am
Location: Hell, in the middle of a sea of magma, in a castle of brimstone in a prison cell. It sucks here.

Re: Dead Page

Postby GreatRancher » Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:27 am

Deletes the Far, Far Off-Topic Page and it dissapears on the void.
Hey, don't look down here!
There's NOTHING!Except...a signature
*sigh*
GreatRancher
Keeper
 
Posts: 534
Joined: Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:27 pm
Location: Spain,I'm not from England or America or Ireland.I'm from Neptune and Mars too :)

Re: Dead Page

Postby SlimeRancherKay » Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:05 am

Tries to Stab the page but ends up stabbing the pc screen
User avatar
SlimeRancherKay
Rancher
 
Posts: 181
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:06 pm
Location: Lurking in your sock drawer...

Re: Dead Page

Postby DarkCreature97 » Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:11 am

Throws acid on the page. Makes a big bang and the page starts to come to live.
I want more Slime Rancher tings fam.
User avatar
DarkCreature97
Keeper
 
Posts: 351
Joined: Sun Nov 20, 2016 4:48 pm
Location: Barcelona

Re: Dead Page

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:47 am

GreatRancher wrote:Deletes the Far, Far Off-Topic Page and it dissapears on the void.

Now the far off topic page is in the void
SlimeRancherKay wrote:Tries to Stab the page but ends up stabbing the pc screen

HAWHAW #onecomment=onehappyandnotdeadpcscreen
DarkCreature97 wrote:Throws acid on the page. Makes a big bang and the page starts to come to live.


with the power of love , it has come back to life, and it has no good intentions. ;))
all credit for drawing the Crystal slime belongs to Hachiseiko.

And remember kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs.

;)
User avatar
TurtleDuDe48
Keeper
 
Posts: 352
Joined: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:54 pm
Location: sitting on a crystal slime painfully

Re: Dead Page

Postby SlimeRancherKay » Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:53 am

Throws air farts on the page :o
User avatar
SlimeRancherKay
Rancher
 
Posts: 181
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:06 pm
Location: Lurking in your sock drawer...

Re: Dead Page

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:33 pm

SlimeRancherKay wrote:Throws air farts on the page :o


it aggressively explodes diarrhea onto your face with a disapproving father face
all credit for drawing the Crystal slime belongs to Hachiseiko.

And remember kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs.

;)
User avatar
TurtleDuDe48
Keeper
 
Posts: 352
Joined: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:54 pm
Location: sitting on a crystal slime painfully

Re: Dead Page

Postby SlimeRancherKay » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:52 pm

image.jpeg
image.jpeg (95.11 KiB) Viewed 1838 times
Nuuuuu I totally have diarrhea all over my face, welp time to shoot the thread pew pew pew!
User avatar
SlimeRancherKay
Rancher
 
Posts: 181
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:06 pm
Location: Lurking in your sock drawer...

Re: Dead Page

Postby GreatRancher » Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:10 am

The void where the Far, Far Off-Topic is also disappears and also the nothing.
Hey, don't look down here!
There's NOTHING!Except...a signature
*sigh*
GreatRancher
Keeper
 
Posts: 534
Joined: Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:27 pm
Location: Spain,I'm not from England or America or Ireland.I'm from Neptune and Mars too :)

Re: Dead Page

Postby SlimeRancherKay » Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:31 am

GreatRancher wrote:The void where the Far, Far Off-Topic is also disappears and also the nothing.


Image
Image
User avatar
SlimeRancherKay
Rancher
 
Posts: 181
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:06 pm
Location: Lurking in your sock drawer...

Re: Dead Page

Postby Java » Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:53 am

yess lets blow up everythign
Look who it is, it's this guy! Golly gosh, what's up?
Commission me for art, I'll do pixel icons and stuff: http://chokingonapencil.deviantart.com/
Set your phase lemons to stun!
User avatar
Java
Rancher
 
Posts: 66
Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:04 pm
Location: the moon callisto

Re: Dead Page

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:39 pm

SlimeRancherKay wrote:
image.jpeg
Nuuuuu I totally have diarrhea all over my face, welp time to shoot the thread pew pew pew!


You, you killed the page D::

Java wrote:yess lets blow up everythign


You blew up the dead page.
its broken pieces and entrails leak every where.
You've exploded the page
;(
all credit for drawing the Crystal slime belongs to Hachiseiko.

And remember kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs.

;)
User avatar
TurtleDuDe48
Keeper
 
Posts: 352
Joined: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:54 pm
Location: sitting on a crystal slime painfully

Re: Dead Page

Postby SlimeRancherKay » Mon Jun 19, 2017 12:00 am

Embalms the page by drenching it in formaldehyde!
User avatar
SlimeRancherKay
Rancher
 
Posts: 181
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:06 pm
Location: Lurking in your sock drawer...

Re: Dead Page

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:30 am

SlimeRancherKay wrote:Embalms the page by drenching it in formaldehyde!


what was that gonna do? its body already Exploded and you just drenched it entrails with formaldehyde.
You get a passive aggressive trophy from disapproving father
all credit for drawing the Crystal slime belongs to Hachiseiko.

And remember kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs.

;)
User avatar
TurtleDuDe48
Keeper
 
Posts: 352
Joined: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:54 pm
Location: sitting on a crystal slime painfully

Re: Dead Page

Postby SlimeRancherKay » Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:25 pm

Well at least the entrails are preserved, as I intend to gather the entrails together one by one in an attempt to make a half human half robot robotoid.
User avatar
SlimeRancherKay
Rancher
 
Posts: 181
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:06 pm
Location: Lurking in your sock drawer...

Re: Dead Page

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Tue Jun 20, 2017 12:16 am

SlimeRancherKay wrote:Well at least the entrails are preserved, as I intend to gather the entrails together one by one in an attempt to make a half human half robot robotoid.


TURNS OUT, Some guy Already did that before you
:LL

Something suspicious about him though, You gonna do anything about him?
all credit for drawing the Crystal slime belongs to Hachiseiko.

And remember kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs.

;)
User avatar
TurtleDuDe48
Keeper
 
Posts: 352
Joined: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:54 pm
Location: sitting on a crystal slime painfully

Re: Dead Page

Postby SlimeRancherKay » Tue Jun 20, 2017 8:28 am

TurtleDuDe48 wrote:
SlimeRancherKay wrote:Well at least the entrails are preserved, as I intend to gather the entrails together one by one in an attempt to make a half human half robot robotoid.


TURNS OUT, Some guy Already did that before you
:LL

Something suspicious about him though, You gonna do anything about him?


Image

Hasta la vista baby!
Image
User avatar
SlimeRancherKay
Rancher
 
Posts: 181
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:06 pm
Location: Lurking in your sock drawer...

Re: Dead Page

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Wed Jun 21, 2017 5:49 pm

SlimeRancherKay wrote:
TurtleDuDe48 wrote:
SlimeRancherKay wrote:Well at least the entrails are preserved, as I intend to gather the entrails together one by one in an attempt to make a half human half robot robotoid.


TURNS OUT, Some guy Already did that before you
:LL

Something suspicious about him though, You gonna do anything about him?


Image

Hasta la vista baby!
Image


Turns out now, youve got guts everywhere, and you dont know whos guts are the pages guts, man. whos gonna clean this stuff up
all credit for drawing the Crystal slime belongs to Hachiseiko.

And remember kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs.

;)
User avatar
TurtleDuDe48
Keeper
 
Posts: 352
Joined: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:54 pm
Location: sitting on a crystal slime painfully

Re: Dead Page

Postby WOLRUS » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:58 pm

*pokes dead page*
Wake up.
*dead page does not wake up*
*stabs dead page*
*shreds dead page*
*delicately disembowels and then cuts up entrails*
You didn't wake up...you never will now...
User avatar
WOLRUS
Rancher
 
Posts: 114
Joined: Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:40 pm
Location: The infinite void in the depths of the universe...kidding, an oasis in the Glass Desert.

Next

Return to Far, Far Off-Topic

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests